you know, i don't check my old email inbox often. usually once every two or three weeks, if that. i checked it today... unfortunately, that's where all my livejournal notices go. as i was scrolling through looking for anything of importance, i came across the most ridiculous series of comments i've ever recieved. (and that's saying something, if
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yes, i must give you points here. we can't all aspire to the lofty goal of call center employee. aim high, son, you may make regional manager one day.
The first time that you ever hit me was on my fucking birthday! What the hell kind of person does that?
she hit me on my birthday too. but in a fun place! ZING!
I'm sorry that you were jealous because every day of the year can't be about you
as opposed to you who were so jealous you once pleaded on one of her lj posts that you be "the last man she ever have sex with." remember that? i think someone freaking out over a lj quiz is a sign of jealousy. of course, i could also mention the fact that you are jealous of many things i have. for example, a full head of hair, a workable penis, and, oh yeah, brittany.
How could you not get your fiance a single present?
maybe because she was blinded by the huge diamond on the engagement ring you got her. oh wait...you didn't...did ( ... )
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PLEASE STOP YOU ARE MAKING THIS TOO EASY!!!!!
"hey, can you grow your hair back? "
cAN YOU?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SPARSE LUPULA!!
"ahem...YOU ARE BALD, YOU ARE A TINY MAN, AND I GOT WHAT YOU COULD NEVER GET! HA!"
uMMMM oh man, you got nothing you fool, besides hair, you have no fucking caree, no future, and no home, no good band, etc. etc. want me to continue?
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THAT MADE NO SENSE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH YOU SCRAWNY DOG.
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