destroy yourself... see who gives a fuck =D

Apr 07, 2005 17:47

you know, i don't check my old email inbox often. usually once every two or three weeks, if that. i checked it today... unfortunately, that's where all my livejournal notices go. as i was scrolling through looking for anything of importance, i came across the most ridiculous series of comments i've ever recieved. (and that's saying something, if ( Read more... )

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i am a cliche, says the boy with no eyebrows...Part Three...The Bitch Slapping Continues... reverendcharles April 7 2005, 23:24:50 UTC
You're just an immature little girl, who is never going to grow up and take responsibility for her life and actions

yes, i must give you points here. we can't all aspire to the lofty goal of call center employee. aim high, son, you may make regional manager one day.

The first time that you ever hit me was on my fucking birthday! What the hell kind of person does that?

she hit me on my birthday too. but in a fun place! ZING!

I'm sorry that you were jealous because every day of the year can't be about you

as opposed to you who were so jealous you once pleaded on one of her lj posts that you be "the last man she ever have sex with." remember that? i think someone freaking out over a lj quiz is a sign of jealousy. of course, i could also mention the fact that you are jealous of many things i have. for example, a full head of hair, a workable penis, and, oh yeah, brittany.

How could you not get your fiance a single present?
maybe because she was blinded by the huge diamond on the engagement ring you got her. oh wait...you didn't...did ( ... )

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Re: i am a cliche, says the boy with no eyebrows...Part Three...The Bitch Slapping Continues... einzelgaenger April 8 2005, 03:39:53 UTC
hey no talking about sex in front of Mike. Not allowed since I hasn't gotten any in so long I can't even remember :)

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Re: i am a cliche, says the boy with no eyebrows...Part Three...The Bitch Slapping Continues... shuthefuckup1 May 10 2005, 04:13:58 UTC
"a full head of hair"
PLEASE STOP YOU ARE MAKING THIS TOO EASY!!!!!

"hey, can you grow your hair back? "
cAN YOU?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SPARSE LUPULA!!

"ahem...YOU ARE BALD, YOU ARE A TINY MAN, AND I GOT WHAT YOU COULD NEVER GET! HA!"

uMMMM oh man, you got nothing you fool, besides hair, you have no fucking caree, no future, and no home, no good band, etc. etc. want me to continue?

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Re: i am a cliche, says the boy with no eyebrows...Part Three...The Bitch Slapping Continues... shuthefuckup1 May 10 2005, 04:15:08 UTC
OPh yea the only bitch slapping you know is the one life has given you you prepetual shit stain!

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Re: i am a cliche, says the boy with no eyebrows...Part Three...The Bitch Slapping Continues... reverendcharles May 10 2005, 04:55:28 UTC
lol. you sad, sad little boy. and if you aren't biologically a boy, i am sure you look like one. do you really think you are saying anything that'll actually hurt my feelings? you're a sad little stalker who actually had to go through my girlfriend's journal to get your charles fix. you're my bitch, and you can rant and rave all you want, but the fact of the matter is that this is about the only attention you'll be given from me. i figure it'll be worth about two or three months worth of sticky napkins at your place. ooohh...reverend charles, who i claim to hate, but secretly want to be ass-fucked by, paid attention to me. i'm going to try to goad him into insulting me some more so that i can pretend he's going to come to my house and spank me, like he did my mom. anyway, percy, i'm done with you. i'm sure you're not done with me, or at least, with the piles of .jpg's of me you printed out and constantly diddle yourself to. but, enjoy. just remember that to get any attention, you have to jump on my ship. enjoy your place at the bottom ( ... )

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Re: i am a cliche, says the boy with no eyebrows...Part Three...The Bitch Slapping Continues... shuthefuckup1 May 10 2005, 05:01:34 UTC
AHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

THAT MADE NO SENSE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH YOU SCRAWNY DOG.

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