destroy yourself... see who gives a fuck =D
you know, i don't check my old email inbox often. usually once every two or three weeks, if that. i checked it today... unfortunately, that's where all my livejournal notices go. as i was scrolling through looking for anything of importance, i came across the most ridiculous series of comments i've ever recieved. (and that's saying something, if
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said the boy called "pale and morbid." the boy with no eyebrows. and yes, i'm going to pick on you about that. because it looks stupid. and totally does not go with your bandana. pick one. please. and stick with it. if you must be missing hair somewhere, pick one place and stick with it. there are wigs, you know, and your eyebrows will grow back. however, your penis will not get any bigger. but we'll tackle that one in a moment.
God bad!!! Satan and anarchy good!!! Fuck religion!! You people are all sheep..i shall now go and listen to marilyn manson!
once again...YOU HAVE NO EYEBROWS! who looks more like manson, hmmm? now, if you had said dani filth, i may have agreed with you, but, you obviously know nothing about me. first, you say you've loathed me for five years. well, let's see. brittany has known me for three. so that means you must've been a frequent visitor to my site back in the very beginning, because, that's really the only way anyone who hasn't ever ventured outside his little buffalo cubbyhole, would actually know me. gods know i certainly haven't soiled myself with a visit to buffalo. so, you have known me from my site. but apparently, besides masturbating to the pretty pictures, you never bothered to read the text. if you had, you'd know i'm a lot closer to a fascist than an anarchist. plus, you'd know i am not exactly the biggest manson fan on earth. so either you've actually known me for five years but never read any of the text of my site, or you're just talking out your ass. come on, you can do better than that. i've read all your other e-mails and the hilarious list of things brittany had to do for you to take her back. you've been a source of great amusement, really, you have. this current post is just sub-par. try harder, please. you're forgetting why they called you "head boy" at the academy, percy.
What do you guys talk about anyway? "so, i really hate that jesus guy. "Yea me too." "Hey, lets go and burn down a church.." "yes, lets go" "you are my dark gothic princess" "and you are my prince of the 666!"
what do we talk about? well, you would know. you sat there, all those hours, listening to brittany's half of the conversation when i was so much more interesting than you were. think of that, jamey. i was only text on a computer screen at that point. maybe a jpg or two. and a voice over the phone. you were a living breathing man, who she lived with. and yet, you didn't measure up. so sad. so sad. but it's okay, while you take solace in your acts of fumbling towards ecstasy, just remember. you weren't man enough. it all boils down to that. although, i must admit, i do hate that jesus guy! but a long time fan of mine like yourself would know that my number is 668! i'm far too evil for a mere third six. oh, and, btw, churchs in big cities like new york won't burn from a simple pair of matches. if you got out of the sticks once in a while, you'd see buildings actually made of marble and concrete for a change.
third verse, same as the first...
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Awwww man not again!!!!!! This is fucking insane!!!! I can't believe you king of the wispy, balding hair is making post after post ragging on another guy's hair. Dude if I were you I would never mention hair EVER!!!You clearly have one of the most fucked up locks I have seen in awhile. Too much fucking overprocessing or some shit. You are a scrawny mexican Richard Ramirez looking motherfucker.
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= CHARLES SHITPULA
As for saying you aren't into Manson, that's a laugh since a member of your crappy band is called Kleibold Harris which is so Manson like it's not fucking funny!
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