destroy yourself... see who gives a fuck =D

[_chemical_halo_]

you know, i don't check my old email inbox often. usually once every two or three weeks, if that. i checked it today... unfortunately, that's where all my livejournal notices go. as i was scrolling through looking for anything of importance, i came across the most ridiculous series of comments i've ever recieved. (and that's saying something, if

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i am a cliche, says the boy with no eyebrows

[reverendcharles]

well, as i was mentioned in the lovely responses our balding hero (or maybe you just really want to look like liz taylor meets axl rose) decided to post to the woman i love's livejournal, i thought i'd get my two cents in here. see, while brittany was trying, until this, to do things the right way and take the high road, i have no problem delivering a verbal curb-stomping to our favorite buffalo-bound bitch boy.

Firstly, you've called a fuck of a lot more than three times..so much so, that i'm contemplating changing my phone number.

oh yes, that's all i ever see is brittany on the phone with you. for hours and hours, while all i did was sigh disapprovingly and glare at her. no wait. that was you, in the weeks before she came here. remember those? you were right by her side, yet she was paying more attention to someone hundreds of miles away. and you know, if it were just her, then she'd be doing the same to me, but, nope, she pays plenty of attention to me all the time. hell, we've spent almost every possible moment we could with each other and yet we're still not tired of each other. you'd think with all the time we spend together, i'd notice the dozens and dozens of calls she makes to you. maybe you should replace your bandana with some tinfoil, as maybe it's the cia actually calling you numerous times. you know they beam messages into your brain, using your fillings. they do! that's why you have no eyebrows.

An angry, abusive, alcoholic whore with daddy issues. Aww, i didnt know my real father so i'm going to be a screw up for the rest of my life.

believe me, jamey, i have been with quite a few more women than you'll ever meet (well, i guess not if you count poundage), and i have met many a girl with daddy issues. brittany is not one of them. of course, as she said, maybe it's the fact that your daddy didn't want a son who was such a little cliche (oh wait, i'll get to that in a moment). two snaps and a thumbs up your arse, my son.

the drama continues in response #2

Re: i am a cliche, says the boy with no eyebrows

[shuthefuckup1]

"well, as i was mentioned in the lovely responses our balding hero"
Balding??????? I fucking know you didn't just call someone else balding, when your hair is so sparse and wispy it looks like a dandelion after you blow the petals off and make a wish. like this:



"believe me, jamey, i have been with quite a few more women than you'll ever meet (well, i guess not if you count poundage)"

Oh no I know you Lupula are not talking about someone dating or fucking fat chicks, you have been with some of the fattest and sankiest whores ever. Also, I wouldn't brag about all the bitches you fucked, it's not cool dude, it's downright nasty you sick looking fuck.