WHY BE SMART WHEN YOU CAN BE DUMB?

[13chapters]

I am the events coordinator for a student organization. We agreed to help out the school with a speaker event that is related to our organization's mission. BUT this is the SCHOOL'S event, and not ours. We're just being nice by helping them out. The school office that's running the event asked me to send out a school-wide email reminding people

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[moodswingers]

School kids suck.

Just don't google any diseases and you'll be fine.

[13chapters]

TOO LATE. Pretty sure I'm dying of melanoma now.

[moodswingers]

Well, you won't die unless it's spread over a really huge patch of your skin. I saw it on Oprah.

But you might want to have it checked if you're being serious about being worried.

[13chapters]

Well, everyone on my mom's side of the family has had skin cancer issues, it's not that insane or paranoid. I'm really pale, and a red spot has just appeared on my right hand. It makes me nervous.