It's like 'The Wedding Singer' only it's 'The Party Crasher'

Oct 19, 2010 18:02


"I have a microhphone and you don't, so you will listen to every GOD DAMNED WORD I HAVE TO SAY!"Today the sparkly diva sash shall be awarded to, drumroll please ( Read more... )

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zurui_koi October 19 2010, 11:46:17 UTC

Yeh, I got it from Tantei File - it was actually posted there today which is why I said they must have been having a slow news day. You just know they're scraping the barrel when it's mid-October and the opening line is 'One evening back in mid-August...' XD

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seiyoku October 19 2010, 11:54:22 UTC
Reliable? LOL! Isn't that kinda the point of a gossip article? Jackshit all about it is reliable; that is the fun of it all.

But ha! Zurui, this is gold. I love it. I can so picture the fucker doing that shit. It is the "Thank you, thank you very much" bit that cracks me up. Reminds me of like, Elvis or something.

*bursts into laughter at the idea of Koki doing the Elvis leg wiggle* Oh, hang on! Wait! Isn't that the only sort of dance that guy can do?! You know, Maru gets up there and does the robot and Koki just jiggles his leg and hopes for the best... Ah, good times.

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manggang_hilaw October 19 2010, 11:50:00 UTC
so koki gets drunk? hahahahaha. i never imagined him going wild like that, seriously. XD

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zurui_koi October 19 2010, 12:12:35 UTC
I have to agree, I see Koki frequently getting himself into smashed-crab state and doing the zig-zag crab walk up the road at 3am repeating "I'm ok man, don't worry I'm cool".

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jennishi October 19 2010, 12:09:42 UTC
So bad gossip! can't they make anything out of the JE boys?

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yzu_chan October 19 2010, 12:42:28 UTC
Well that's awesum. I wouldn't mind Koki crashing my party *whistles*

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zurui_koi October 19 2010, 12:48:31 UTC

I'd tell people he was the hired entertainment, lol. "Don't be shy, go on, just wave a $50 note at him".

But seriously, is that not the best party crashing you've heard of in a while? Imagine telling your friends about it XD

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yzu_chan October 19 2010, 12:56:25 UTC
"I'd tell people he was the hired entertainment, lol. "Don't be shy, go on, just wave a $50 note at him". "

BAHAHAHA XDD

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muchie05 October 19 2010, 14:02:04 UTC
Oh goodness, it's a Koki story ;))
~Man, I was actually thinking that based on your title Koki got married and some booze crashed the place... *too much for my dreams coming true* lolz

And yeah, if I were that person he asked after all those screeching of vulgar-sexually-suggestive engrish of his, i'll totally give him my rock'd face... ie like thie -_-

Enjoy this much ^^ thanks ~

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muchie05 October 20 2010, 03:25:55 UTC
Haha
Your comment merits being the shortest fanfic i've read for like eternity.. ^^

Oh I hope you got to rest before going to work~ (I've read this comment originally at 12 midnight and I thought, I too should get a goodnight sleep as well) XDDD

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zurui_koi October 19 2010, 20:48:02 UTC

Ohhhh I wish he'd had a shot-gun wedding or something. Do they even have them in Japan? :/

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