It's like 'The Wedding Singer' only it's 'The Party Crasher'
"I have a microhphone and you don't, so you will listen to every GOD DAMNED WORD I HAVE TO SAY!"
Today the sparkly diva sash shall be awarded to, drumroll please....
Mr Tanaka Kokiiiiiii! *golf clap* For his efforts one night in late August (slow news day, they really had to dig for this shit) when he (most likely drunkenly) hi-jacked the DJ booth at a club and proceeded to take over, busting out without reserve as if it was his own solo show.
This is reported to have gone down in a bar in Funky Town AKA Azabu. Koki rocked up to the place which had been hired out for a private party, with his completely non-descript male friend. Thanks for that useless tid-bit. Around halfway through the party he commandeered the booth, making an ass of himself in the eyes of the girl spilling the beans who said, "It was so embarassingly out of place but he didn't care, he just acted as if he was the star of the party, lol".
She also said there were some people who were enjoying the show, but it seems the majority were facepalming and cringing in disgust as he chatted and sang incessantly. I bet those poor suckers couldn't drink fast enough - firstly cause they needed to be far more drunk to be putting up with Koki flouncing around like God's gift with a microphone, and secondly so they could throw the empty bottle at him. GET OFF THE STAGE ASSHOLE.
Ahhh, if this had happened in America you know someone would have done that.
When the impromptu shin-dig finally reached an end, despite the fact that this event had absolutely nothing to with Koki and he had just come on in and shat all over someone elses party, he walked off like a true self-loving idol thanking his fans, giving the confused crowd the old "Thank you, thank you very much" as he left the podium. Perhaps he noticed a few people glaring at him when he came back down to the real world though, because he grabbed the first person he saw and asked them how it was. lol. What do you say to that? "Well, to be frank I thought you were a little off pitch".
Thanks to Tantei file for the story and the grainy picture.