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[zuppy28]

Days where my coworker makes a run to the border are the Best Days Ever. Because even when you are on the phone screaming at really important people about how if they don't get their act together you are going to stop promoting their show...it all seems OK with Taco Bell deliciousness in your hand. And to think, before I worked here I had never had

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[pinkscotch]

apparently i don't know enough about condoms. i know there are different types, but what would they tell you for you to figure what their needs are?

[petit_chou]

If they're walking funny, they might have piercings in their junk and shouldn't use the ultra sensitive condoms (thinner and more likely to tear).

Wait, that's not what you meant, Zup? :)

[zuppy28]

Actually, we just got the ultra thins! Brand new! Trojan shipped 'em to us by accident! Suck it, Trojan!

[zuppy28]

I was being pretty obnoxious, as i usually am with a table full of condoms in fron t of me.
There was one guy I was all "Do you like gals? You should take a Her Pleasure, so she feels loved. And take a Shared Pleasure, since you should both be happy! And take a Mint Tingle, so she can make YOU happy! And take a Dental Dam, so you can reciprocate!" It went on from there. It was a fun night :)

[toomskt]

Awesome! I didn't have Taco Bell until just after college, so you'd made me feel better.

You;re making me think I should really start keeping some condoms on hand. I've been a bad girl...

[zuppy28]

I have about a thousand if you'd like some :)

[toomskt]

y'know, I would.

[prettykate]

You were 2B's number one supplier. My ex-boyfriend was number two.

[prettykate]

Thanks for kicking ass and taking names, buddy.

[tamisevens]

you should have just looked at her like "duh, it's for your STRAP ON, come on, get with the program."