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every head of state should pose with kittens
With one finger on the pulse of federal politics, and another finger right-clicking and saving, I bring you this commentary on the Canadian political climate:
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i found one
This is from a cylinder recording made sometime in the 1920s, when Dock was a young coal miner. -
Writer's Block: Ten for the Tenth
It's kinda funny that it's not the Obama win, major life and career changes, or even my various and sundry haircuts that move me to update, but the fucking writer's block prompt ( Read more... ) -
hi, there!
Do you ever "sample" from the self-serve olive station at Safeway? Do you pocket the pits and forget about them before laundry day?
Lately I have been sticking my hands in my pockets and wondering if I'm too liberal with the olive samples. -
la nausee
I'm nauseous. Maybe it's the heat. Maybe it's the extra estrogen from those little pink pills ( Read more... ) -
an update for you
Once I was walking down the beach with my ukulele and this kid yelled, "heyyyy, that's how you play CUTE METAL."
And he's right, you know. I sometimes play like I'm wearing a ripped t-shirt and a bandana, grabbing my balls.
PS, thank you for your congratulations re: matrimony. I feel free, marvellously free, or maybe that's the unemployment. -
land of the free
Today I was fired/quit my job, depending on how you slice it. My (intentional) negligence was implicated: absenteeism, lack of enthusiasm and punctuality. My manager asked, "Do you even WANT to work for us ( Read more... ) -
microphone mess part 2
Here's a clip showcasing my reedy white girl voice...
...and mad recorder skills. You had no idea. I know.
