facebook isnt running...im at such a loss

i have a goal to write chick lit...the funny self depreciating kind, not the "im 30 gorgeous and rich, but where the hell can i find a purpose in life/a seriously good lay" kind.

all month ive been trying to figure out why i have a crush on this guy. Today i realize it's all cuz he looks like tim/jim from the office (even does those quirky facial expressions)

on that note, i should really stop trying to pick up guys using a fake british accent...then i'll only have to fail at one thing instead of 2

i broke the shower today (there must be a fat joke in there and i just cant find it) , shutting off the water in this house for the second time in weeks (any one want a sleepover ( Read more... )

why is it only the girls bathrooms that have lines? its like chicks spend half their lives in the bathroom, while guys figured out a better way they're not telling me about ( Read more... )

i having one of those nites where i wonder how i ever found friends to put up with me...if i was friends with myself id never talk to me except to call up once in awhile and be like "damn, girl you suck!" not that im a bad person, i just have too many idiot moments...anyways ive been really lucky

almost passed out today (bit of a jd moment) for the first time since the infamous bris in 7th grade...luckily my fam revived me in time. had one of those war movie moments when i started clutching riv's hand while faintly repeating "i love you man, i love you." and further mayhem ensued as my dad accidentally banged his head and the usual ( Read more... )

ok i think i figured it out...
next yr: rosenfeld, in Tzfat
yr after that:umass
advice? input? im not sure any one still rds these, but if so...

when the big bopper starts to hit on you, might be time to leave the theatre...

im meeting trader joe this week (hope i dont get star struck)

heichal lubavitch seminary accepted me!

at some points during the day i start to wonder why i am wearing tall rubber rainboots and a camoflauge hoodie...then i remember...oh yeah! im cooking!!!

"never trust a big-butt and smile"