I don't know why this pleases me so much, but it does. It really, really does.

So since I haven't posted anything worthwhile in a long time (if ever) I thought I'd give my readers (if there are any) an update as to what is going on with me ( Read more... )

I have a new job that results in me being: A. Bored, and B. At a computer.

Can anyone recommend an amusing internet game I can play for free?

"What do you do on the first day of a musical rehearsal?"

"I don't know. Get all gay?"

I like my new coworker. She regularly jokes about murdering her children.

I woke up after a very strange dream last night convinced that I could write a brilliant opera (yes, opera) based on this book.

Am back in Connecticut. All is well. The cat has adjusted surprisingly well and did very nicely on the long drive out ( Read more... )

First of all, you should go read this article from Salon. It's about Chunk from Goonies ( Read more... )

Do they really not see the irony in an anti-drug ad with a talking dog?

Today at a diner:

Waitress: Schwartz. Is that German?
Me: yes, it is.
Waitress: I wonder what it means.
Me: It means "black."

Waitress: But you are so white.
Me: That's true.