Forget the hearse 'cause I never die

[zooos]

Fuck the hospital and fuck the police

Comments

[insidethebig]

Pops...?

[zooos]

Oh, daughter of mine.

Will you entertain me?

[insidethebig]

Hm...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did.

Then, he pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rub bed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

[zooos]

Nasty. Why would you leave me with those kinds of images.

[zooos]

Thank you, Thetis.

I'll be here...waiting.

[zooos]

2b...it's a bit crowded though, just to warn you.

[1euce]

That's totally sketch horrible! Are you all right?

[zooos]

I'll live, it was so worth it.

[xworthless_onex]

Are you alright my Lord?

[zooos]

Nothing I can't handle.

It was awesome. Well not this..er the fight.

[xworthless_onex]

It sounds like it was a pretty harsh fight.

Would you like me to come help patch you up?

[zooos]

It was good.

Thetis is coming now, but if I need anything else, I'll give you a shout.

[fatherofthetide]

You should have come with me to the hospital.

[zooos]

No way, man. Most of the people in that place don't know how to do their jobs, besides, Thetis is going to patch me up personally.