I got back from New York this morning. We usually go in the summer but this weekend it was freezing - it lightly snowed twice! The  ice skating rink at the Rockefeller Center was still up and it turned out to be the best/funniest thing ever because almost everybody falls down. And nothing makes me laugh harder than watching a man slip, belly flop ( Read more... )

Ever have a good dream about someone you wish you didn’t have a good dream about? It’s like, “What are YOU doing here? Get out! You know you are strictly assigned to nightmares and awkward dreams only!” He’s so annoying, in more realms than one.

Lynn was sick so we had a sign interpreter today at school. Her and Heather were all jibber-jabbering in ( Read more... )

Chieko, girl, you and me are the same; only I keep my panties on and don't try to make out with my dentist, let alone get naked for a detective. Maybe the Japanese do things differently; maybe I'm too ugly to try to seduce anyone. You're right though, they do look at us like we're monsters.
I'm glad you didn't kill yourself, I'm not going to either ( Read more... )

( Today )

An unsaid conversation from the future :

Chloe: But Mom! All the cool deafies have Sidekick 3's!

Mom: Chloe, we've been over this already; you aren't, nor will you ever be, a cool deafie. You were brought in too late in the game.You're lucky enough to even own a Sidekick 2!

Chloe: My life sucks.

God: Deal with it.

I almost threw up in the middle of my sociology class on Wednesday. Our teacher was explaining cultural relativism and got into the topic of FGC/FGM. Even though he spoke of it generally, the more he kept on, the more I felt my head getting lighter and the knot in my stomach getting tighter. It was strange since I’m usually not bothered by ( Read more... )

December 23, 2006:
and this target team member cried waa, waa, waa all the way home

The hatred I have towards my job has nothing to with how late I get home every night (2am) or how I’m constantly overscheduled no matter how many times I remind HR I can only work a certain amount of hours or how my name tag STILL says New Team Member even though I ( Read more... )

A kid told me today, “I speak a little sign language”
and he then proceeded to sign “My name is D-A-N-I-E-L.”
By far, the greatest kid I have met E-V-E-R.

My math teacher looks exactly like ( Stinky Pete the Prospector )

Sometimes I hate myself and I want to die ( Read more... )