God: You're a good girl, Chloe. All you had to do was ask.

Chloe: Well, it's about fucking time.

I was so surprised and thrilled by how my name was scribbled in Dr. Wolfe's date book and scheduled for as soon as this Tuesday. That's less than a week's wait! I wasn't prepared for the bomb of good news at last Wednesday's visit, at all. I thought we ( Read more... )

Chloe: When I talk, do I sound like I have deaf voice?

Mom: Yeah. A little.

God: Hahahaha

Chloe: I can hear you.

God: Fuck.
...I mean, What?...

Ever have a good dream about someone you wish you didn’t have a good dream about? It’s like, “What are YOU doing here? Get out! You know you are strictly assigned to nightmares and awkward dreams only!” He’s so annoying, in more realms than one.

Lynn was sick so we had a sign interpreter today at school. Her and Heather were all jibber-jabbering in ( Read more... )

I have a real hard time sleeping at night and I have my reasons - a farting dog being one of them. Last night while I was tossing and turning, I thought to myself, “God, I really need to go to sleep!” but instead of sleep I thought “Jerusalem“.
[God, I really need to go to Jerusalem]
I had completely no control over it; it was the strangest thing. ( Read more... )

An unsaid conversation from the future :

Chloe: But Mom! All the cool deafies have Sidekick 3's!

Mom: Chloe, we've been over this already; you aren't, nor will you ever be, a cool deafie. You were brought in too late in the game.You're lucky enough to even own a Sidekick 2!

Chloe: My life sucks.

God: Deal with it.

A common misconception people make is that Target is a store where you can find everything that you need -including things found in the black market. I swear, someone once asked me where they could find a human kidney. I told them to try the frozen food section ( Read more... )