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UNISTUCK CAMPING ADVENTURE.

Jun 09, 2011 01:43

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zombiesauros June 9 2011, 06:44:38 UTC

Camping Adventure: Part 2.

===> Sollux: Attempt to set those silky locks on fire.

As much as you would love to, you need fire for that first, idiot.

===> Sollux: Attempt to start a fire.

With what? You don’t have a lighter on you. You’re not some sort of ASSHOLE VS. WILD who can just pull fire out of his dick and drink his own piss. You could write a code for a pretty sweet fire but that is an utterly useless skill in this situation.

===> Sollux: THROW STICKS AND PEBBLES AT HIS BACK OUT OF SPITE.

You are so exhausted that you can barely lift your own tiny arm much less sticks and pebbles. Plus, you can’t throw worth shit. And that GIGANTIC MASS OF RIPPLING MUSCLES probably wouldn’t even feel it. Your efforts would be wasted.

===> Sollux: Faint due to heatstroke.

Oh shit. You feel a swoon coming on and it’s not the romantic kind.

What will you do?

zombiesauros June 9 2011, 06:44:59 UTC

Camping Adventure: Part 3 ( ... )

fyretoppaaa June 9 2011, 06:49:37 UTC

==> Use your traveling companion as a convenient WEIGHT LIFTING AID.

sleeping_table June 9 2011, 06:52:01 UTC

Equius >>>>>>>> Just go to sleep damn it

(hi its liz never take my replies seriously ok schim)

zombiesauros June 9 2011, 06:54:59 UTC

inspect the body, the ground isn't a very sanitary place to sleep

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zombiesauros June 9 2011, 07:33:00 UTC

Camping Adventure: Part 4 ( ... )

fyretoppaaa June 9 2011, 07:36:53 UTC

==> Do the COMPLETELY NORMAL thing and watch him sleep for two hours.

zombiesauros June 9 2011, 07:38:17 UTC

might as well start cooking, nothing will be gained by watching him sleep

lukadia June 9 2011, 07:41:45 UTC

STRONG smack to the face, then hydrate with e%treme prejudice.

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zombiesauros June 9 2011, 19:14:31 UTC

==> Equius: Do the COMPLETELY NORMAL thing and watch him sleep for two hours ( ... )

zombiesauros June 9 2011, 19:22:43 UTC

Make an escape plan!

What do you do? zombiesauros June 9 2011, 19:35:48 UTC

==> Sollux: Throw your water bottle at him after drinking it.

zombiesauros June 9 2011, 19:38:18 UTC

Wonder how long you were passed out for

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zombiesauros June 9 2011, 21:17:07 UTC

==> Sollux: Fake sleeping to avoid impending social situation ( ... )

solemnly_swear1 June 9 2011, 21:23:27 UTC

HUGE MUSCLE MEN are surely TICKLISH. It's a dire move but anything can be considered as an escape. Tickle the muscle man for your life!

zombiesauros June 9 2011, 21:35:41 UTC

Sollux: Roll up your pants and sit on the bank ranting about how wonderful a time you're having.

zombiesauros June 9 2011, 21:58:38 UTC

> Admire how ripped the muscly Martha Stewart is.

> Imagine him in a dress and proceed to drown yourself.

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