==> Equius: Do the COMPLETELY NORMAL thing and watch him sleep for two hours.
What a waste of time! While it would probably ensure his safety, you have too much to do before it gets dark. You can watch the tent to make sure nothing bad happens, such as a WILD DINGO running off with Sollux.
==> Equius: Tuck him in like a princess.
Tucking him in might overheat him again. But you're really starting to agree on the princess part.
Instead you place a water bottle under his arm like some sort of ROYAL HYDRATING TEDDY BEAR. He'll find it when he wakes up.
==> Equius: Might as well start cooking, nothing will be gained by watching him sleep.
You STRONGLY agree that this is a good idea and go to start a VERY IMPRESSIVE FIRE in the fire pit.
==> Equius: GATHER NUTS AND BERRIES LIKE JOHN MUIR.
Instead you gather your CAMPING MEALS from your bag. They are all canned or dehydrated for easy transportation and consumption. Something light yet filling seems like the best choice. You hope Sollux likes meat.
Time to get your COOK ON.
==> Be the princess in the tent.
Excuse me? Princess? What the fuck? Do you look like a fucking princess? Do you look like the fucking guardian of the TRIFORCE OF WISDOM? If you were, you wouldn't have gotten yourself into this situation in the first place.
Being a princess doesn't sound too bad now.
==> Sollux: Take a drink of water before you pass out like a pansy again.
This sounds like THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE HAD IN DAYS and you-- Ow. Shit. What the fuck happened to your lip? Shit, that hurts. You VERY CAREFULLY drink the water while looking out the tent door, or whatever the opening would be called.
Your KNIGHT IN SWEATY ARMOR, Sir Flexsalot, is busy cooking things that SMELL KIND OF GREAT.
What a waste of time! While it would probably ensure his safety, you have too much to do before it gets dark. You can watch the tent to make sure nothing bad happens, such as a WILD DINGO running off with Sollux.
==> Equius: Tuck him in like a princess.
Tucking him in might overheat him again. But you're really starting to agree on the princess part.
Instead you place a water bottle under his arm like some sort of ROYAL HYDRATING TEDDY BEAR. He'll find it when he wakes up.
==> Equius: Might as well start cooking, nothing will be gained by watching him sleep.
You STRONGLY agree that this is a good idea and go to start a VERY IMPRESSIVE FIRE in the fire pit.
==> Equius: GATHER NUTS AND BERRIES LIKE JOHN MUIR.
Instead you gather your CAMPING MEALS from your bag. They are all canned or dehydrated for easy transportation and consumption. Something light yet filling seems like the best choice. You hope Sollux likes meat.
Time to get your COOK ON.
==> Be the princess in the tent.
Excuse me? Princess? What the fuck? Do you look like a fucking princess? Do you look like the fucking guardian of the TRIFORCE OF WISDOM? If you were, you wouldn't have gotten yourself into this situation in the first place.
Being a princess doesn't sound too bad now.
==> Sollux: Take a drink of water before you pass out like a pansy again.
This sounds like THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE HAD IN DAYS and you-- Ow. Shit. What the fuck happened to your lip? Shit, that hurts. You VERY CAREFULLY drink the water while looking out the tent door, or whatever the opening would be called.
Your KNIGHT IN SWEATY ARMOR, Sir Flexsalot, is busy cooking things that SMELL KIND OF GREAT.
What do you do?
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==> Try to figure out what he's cooking.
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