That's not a contraction. THAT'S a motherfucking* contraction.

Sep 19, 2009 13:12

If gallstones are a 10 on the pain scale, my contractions last night and today are shooting up to around 6/7. Unfortunately, they're staying about 10 minutes apart, and all in my motherfucking back like the world's worst fucking menstrual cramps from hell combined with an Alien with ten inch claws working her way out from the inside in multiple ( Read more... )

whining, awesome stuff, punching, attention whoring for fun and profit, my katamari, fuckity, self-pity, give me a fucking break

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yamo September 20 2009, 20:04:04 UTC
Yay!

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theglitterpixie September 21 2009, 02:35:09 UTC
You're doing great Momma!!! Soon Soon!!!
:)

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