epistolary review

[zombieboyband]

"You wrapped the SHIT out of my wrists."

"Go big or go home, babe."

Dear Reusable Red Sticky Fetish Tape Roll,

I take it all back! You're not useless window dressing! You are actually quite effective if I use no less than half of you at a time. Thanks!

love,
-zombieboyband

Comments

[introductory]

I feel like ace bandages might be effective at this stuff? Although I'm pretty sure they're painful if you put tension on them, man, I don't even know.

[zombieboyband]

I associate ace bandages with angst and trying to get rid of my breasts and lots of D: D: basically, BUT

dude, those would totally work. BRILLIANT. In retrospect I'm shocked that they are not on my list of Improvised Bondage Implements Used, and, like, ethernet cables are.

[introductory]

Yeah like, they're stretchy and everything, and stick to themselves, and I've never used them to bind so I don't really have bad associations with them, but giving blood has endowed me with the knowledge that HEY STRETCHY STICK STICK STICK WHEE STRETCHY.

[zombieboyband]

Man, I love giving blood. Like, a lot.

Uhhh.

Did I wander into a different conversation in my head again?

Also: holy shit, you, amazing. Will be commenting all over later. <3

[citizenjess]

HOT.

P.S.: Am planning to write Mags/Charles fetish roleplay, but do not have an ending yet. However, the Charles/Jean cheerleader RPing inspired by that silly-ass Super Hero Squad cartoon is basically already in my head. Heeere:

The cheerleading uniform is a costume, purchased from a Halloween store early into the season; it's green and yellow, and Jean offers to simply wear her old Bayville one, but Charles contritely protests that that would "make me feel even more like an old lecher," so this is the compromise

[zombieboyband]

MAN I APPROVE OF THIS SO HARD. oh, and understand, too. that.

Super hot, but I think my favorite part is actually how Charles rejects the old actual uniform for the costume/sex one, because ~different things~. Also, loling forever, flailing around, etc at the scenario being that Jean copied Scott's work.

HOW DO YOU MAKE ME LOVE JEAN GREY

HOW

IT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE.

Also, rolled down green socks. Jean, I applaud your attention to detail.

Also, just, jeez, how much do I love that this is what they do with each other? A lot. A lot.

PS: behind on comments and eevverryything because I got home late today and I've been terribly underslept and then STUFF I WAS BUSY, but: <3

[citizenjess]

See, in the SHS episode, she wears the green one, and I'm like, this is set after "Evolution" a bit so it could legit. be her Bayville one, but CHARLES WOULD NOT WANT IT TO BE AND HERE IS WHY. patientalien was like, I am ashamed to be really happy whenever you write Charles/Jean and I'm like ME TOO MAN, fuuuuck me too. D:

GET SOME REST, you. (I did this afternoon. GLORIOUSSS. P.S.: You should get Quito to e-mail me back. I bet he could. :P)

[zombieboyband]

Quito probably COULD, but he'd need a webcam so he could send you webcam pics of his ~pecs~ or something, probably. And the demand that everyone eat breakfast together. That's our new current thing; I sit on my side of the glass and eat my raisins and he sits on his side and eats his pumpkin seeds.

Charles's feelings about the uniform are totes legit and very realistic! Sex clothes are for sex (cough, Mags, learn some decency, gosh) and, uh, non sex clothes can make you feel creepy. And it's not a creepy experience! It is a FUN TIME.