epistolary review

[zombieboyband]

"You wrapped the SHIT out of my wrists."

"Go big or go home, babe."

Dear Reusable Red Sticky Fetish Tape Roll,

I take it all back! You're not useless window dressing! You are actually quite effective if I use no less than half of you at a time. Thanks!

love,
-zombieboyband

Comments

[citizenjess]

HOT.

P.S.: Am planning to write Mags/Charles fetish roleplay, but do not have an ending yet. However, the Charles/Jean cheerleader RPing inspired by that silly-ass Super Hero Squad cartoon is basically already in my head. Heeere:

The cheerleading uniform is a costume, purchased from a Halloween store early into the season; it's green and yellow, and Jean offers to simply wear her old Bayville one, but Charles contritely protests that that would "make me feel even more like an old lecher," so this is the compromise

[zombieboyband]

MAN I APPROVE OF THIS SO HARD. oh, and understand, too. that.

Super hot, but I think my favorite part is actually how Charles rejects the old actual uniform for the costume/sex one, because ~different things~. Also, loling forever, flailing around, etc at the scenario being that Jean copied Scott's work.

HOW DO YOU MAKE ME LOVE JEAN GREY

HOW

IT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE.

Also, rolled down green socks. Jean, I applaud your attention to detail.

Also, just, jeez, how much do I love that this is what they do with each other? A lot. A lot.

PS: behind on comments and eevverryything because I got home late today and I've been terribly underslept and then STUFF I WAS BUSY, but: <3

[citizenjess]

See, in the SHS episode, she wears the green one, and I'm like, this is set after "Evolution" a bit so it could legit. be her Bayville one, but CHARLES WOULD NOT WANT IT TO BE AND HERE IS WHY. patientalien was like, I am ashamed to be really happy whenever you write Charles/Jean and I'm like ME TOO MAN, fuuuuck me too. D:

GET SOME REST, you. (I did this afternoon. GLORIOUSSS. P.S.: You should get Quito to e-mail me back. I bet he could. :P)

[zombieboyband]

Quito probably COULD, but he'd need a webcam so he could send you webcam pics of his ~pecs~ or something, probably. And the demand that everyone eat breakfast together. That's our new current thing; I sit on my side of the glass and eat my raisins and he sits on his side and eats his pumpkin seeds.

Charles's feelings about the uniform are totes legit and very realistic! Sex clothes are for sex (cough, Mags, learn some decency, gosh) and, uh, non sex clothes can make you feel creepy. And it's not a creepy experience! It is a FUN TIME.

[citizenjess]

Oh Quito, you are such a boy. That "Jubilee's Fairy Tale Theatre" thing has Mags in a reimagining of his suit that's basically a long smock, and then he has these like, knee/calf-high black boots. I imagine Charles is like, "I appreciate the shoes and the goatee I'd take or leave, but I much prefer being able to gawk at the outline of all of the muscles in your stomach and your cock kthx." So you know, it's really for him.

[introductory]

So I definitely had Charles hit on Jean Grey in my weird college AU thing and I thought of you.

Telepaths do it WITH THEIR MINDS

[citizenjess]

:> :> :>

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[introductory]

Yeah, Charles. Oh, Charles. He's such a bicycle, I don't even.

Oh god have you ever wondered about a Charles/Jean/Scott threesome.

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[citizenjess]

I think I wrote one once, or at least Charles watching/giving Scott pointers on how to fuck Jean better. :|

But uh. But yes. Yes I have.

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[zombieboyband]

I READ THAT; IT WAS GREAT. Scotty, Scotty, Scotty.

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[citizenjess]

Scotty doesn't know, except now he does, and it's awwwwkkwaaaaaardddd.

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[zombieboyband]

But he's such a GLORIOUS bicycle.

What about Jean/Charles/Emma with Emma snarking at Jean some? I think about this.

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[introductory]

THREE TELEPATHS FALL ONTO A BED

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[zombieboyband]

YESSSS. IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS, OKAY.

Charles and Emma try to outslut each other with porn noises and whatever, but Jean somehow ends up winning.

Possibly Charles has to referee the pillow fight that breaks out when Emma taunts Jean about how she's gonna steal Scott. And by "referee," I probably mean: something with his dick.

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[citizenjess]

Ha ha, she's had him already. Charles is called in to mediate because Jean's like PHOENIX BITCH and Emma's like yeah, bring it on as she's drying her nails. Then you know, orgy time.

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[introductory]

OH GOD

Actually, considering they can make projections of themselves . . .

I hope they have a big enough bed.