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[likeahurricane]

--this on? [ Have a Naruto tapping the screen like this'll somehow make the device function the way he wants it to. There's a beat. He clears his throat. No, he's totally not blushing. ]

Hey, this worship stuff, it's not-- Uh. It's not what people are saying, right? I mean there's no way anyone would ever--

[ alkshgjs the flush that is not on

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♡VOICE.

[freed]

Unfortunately, yes. Unless you were misinformed, worship denotes sexual intercourse. It really isn't all that bad once you get used to it.

: ♡VOICE. 1/2

[likeahurricane]

[ ... ] How can you say that so casually?! I mean that means you've gotta! Do. Stuff. Like. Nooo! I don't wanna hear if it's good or not! Don't talk about shit like--

♡VOICE.

[likeahurricane]

...it's really not bad? [ Teenage boy, here. o/ ]

♡VOICE.

[freed]

I find that it can actually be enjoyable at times. All it takes is a bit of getting used to.

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[disrespects]

Yes. Everyone. Once a month.

[He'd say he's sorry to scar your poor sheltered mind like that, except he isn't all that sorry...]

The longer you put it off, the worse the end result will be.

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[likeahurricane]

Ah.

When you say it like that, it sounds really bad. [ What are you trying to insinuate here, creepy dude. ]

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[disrespects]

Most people here say it is.

[Insinuate? Hey, who needs to insinuate when you tell it like it is?]

You can sit on your hands and wait all you want, but at some point your decision will be made for you because you didn't bother to make it yourself.

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[likeahurricane]

I'm not gonna sit on my hands. Why would anyone even do that?

[ Frowning so hard though. What the hell? ] What's that supposed to mean? No one's gonna make any decisions for me!

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[transmutates]

[ Twisting a finger in his ear. ]

Oi, shouting about it isn't gonna make the situation any better.

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[likeahurricane]

I'm not shouting, dammit! [ Liiiies! ]

Mn. Can't make it worse, in any case. Tch.

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[transmutates]

YOU ARE TOO! [ Aaaah, his ears. So not pleased with this situation, thank you very much. ] It could always be worse.

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[likeahurricane]

I know that! I know that! But that still don't make any of this okay! I'll shout about it if I wanna shout! [ ahskjhkgha wait. ]

Except I wasn't shouting.

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[eats_science]

[ Souji just stares. ]

...You're familiar with worshiping, right?

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[likeahurricane]

[ Stares back with big blue eyes of total confusion! ]

Uh. Not really. Something to do with. Sex?

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[eats_science]

Yeah. Sex.

Gotta do it once every month.

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[thefalchion]

To answer your first question: Yes, it is.

[ Meet Hiryu, a man who gives no fucks over how young or stupid you are. ]

permavid!

[likeahurricane]

[ sob, so cruel! Well, not really. ]

Uh. Thanks? ... No. Wait, is that it?!