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[likeahurricane]

--this on? [ Have a Naruto tapping the screen like this'll somehow make the device function the way he wants it to. There's a beat. He clears his throat. No, he's totally not blushing. ]

Hey, this worship stuff, it's not-- Uh. It's not what people are saying, right? I mean there's no way anyone would ever--

[ alkshgjs the flush that is not on

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[transmutates]

[ Twisting a finger in his ear. ]

Oi, shouting about it isn't gonna make the situation any better.

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[likeahurricane]

I'm not shouting, dammit! [ Liiiies! ]

Mn. Can't make it worse, in any case. Tch.

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[transmutates]

YOU ARE TOO! [ Aaaah, his ears. So not pleased with this situation, thank you very much. ] It could always be worse.

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[likeahurricane]

I know that! I know that! But that still don't make any of this okay! I'll shout about it if I wanna shout! [ ahskjhkgha wait. ]

Except I wasn't shouting.

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[transmutates]

You were totally shouting. [ He will fight you on this. ] And it's not like I said it was okay either, alright?

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[likeahurricane]

No, you've just got ears that hear like a bat. [ What, this could be possible. ] You said it could be worse. That makes it seem like it's okay, but it's not! This place is all fucked up.

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[transmutates]

Is that supposed to be a compliment? [ 'Cause it sounds like one, kitten. ] Just 'cause it can be worse doesn't mean it automatically makes it okay! I know it's fucked up!

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[likeahurricane]

How would I know? Yes? [ Is bat-ears a compliment? What is this guy. ] If you know, then why did you say it?! You're talking just to bitch at me? I know it's fucked up too!

[ What is this conversation. ]

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[transmutates]

Stop talking in circles, you're not making any sense!! I was just saying because you were bitching!

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[likeahurricane]

Well, I don't wanna have sex or weirdass dreams and I don't wanna be here, so I'm gonna bitch! Then I'm gonna get the hell outta here, OKAY!?

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[transmutates]

No normal person would want that! Geeze... No point in bitching anyway, 'less you're gonna actually do something.

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[likeahurricane]

No, maybe you're deaf instead. I just said I was gonna do something, didn't I?!

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[transmutates]

Ears of a bat and deaf. You need to make up your mind.

[ Huff. ]

So how long you been here, huh? Just starting now or did you get distracted.

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[likeahurricane]

So do you! You're either listening or you're not.

[ A beat. He thinks about this. ] I've been here awhile, a few months. But I think I was asleep? I kinda remember walking to this place. Not that I wanted to walk there. I just did.

Later, I woke up.

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[transmutates]

'Course I'm listening, aren't I?

[ Eye roll. ]

You were asleep, you went sleep walking, and then you woke up. Sounds like a personal problem.

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[likeahurricane]

I dunno yet. [ Squinty stare. ]

I don't sleepwalk! I was asleep for a month. ...in any case, I haven't been here that long and m'not gonna stay here much longer. What about you?