Reasons My M.A. Was A Miraculous Achievement

[zionchild]

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[firstcrusader]

I mean this in a completely non-schadenfreude sort of way, but man, I needed that laugh.

[icywolfang]

Was this one of your late night escapades?

[childclover]

And, for good measure.
A Polish 4am morning:

- Warms up car out back behind the house
- Does not use back door to reenter when car is started and warming up
- Proceeds to walk around the perimeter of the house
- Encounters neighbor's dog, wandering the yard
- Dog approaches, barking
- Kate barely makes it back inside without dog getting too close
- Finds pepper spray before exiting again (pepper spray is unused)
- Wakes husband, sends him outside to bring car around
- Meanwhile, tests if pepper spray is working (in kitchen sink)
- Success
- Washes small splatter of pepper spray down the sink
- Begins coughing uncontrollably
- Goes to work all jittery

[charisangel]

Me reading this post:
1) Laughed out loud.
2) Felt guilty for laughing.
3) Laughed again anyway.

Oh, but compressed air is so much fun... :D

[charisangel]

Also: That is the best avatar ever. *thumbs up for Dr. H.*