More Moose-ly Verses, please

[zianuray]

As I find attribution for these, it will be added:

(I was gonna put it behind a cut, but the blog is marked as "adult concepts", so spork 'em if they can't take it.)

When I was a young lad I used to like girls,
I played with their bodies and fondled their curls.
Till my girl ran off with a Captain named Bruce.
Oh you'll never get treated like that

Comments

[rowangolightly]

*facepalm*

Bruce DID NOT NEED any more verses, thenkyouverymuch!

*sigh* Looks like I'm gonna hafta finish memorizing "Moose to Bruce" for St. Louis.

[zianuray]

I think this is one of those songs where there's really no end of verses. And you're welcome!

[rowangolightly]

I'm doomed...

[zianuray]

Well, with enough verses, it could take up an entire set. You wouldn't have to learn any other songs!

Re: Bruce - Moose......maybe?

[zianuray]

More! More!