As I find attribution for these, it will be added:
(I was gonna put it behind a cut, but the blog is marked as "adult concepts", so spork 'em if they can't take it.)
When I was a young lad I used to like girls,
I played with their bodies and fondled their curls.
Till my girl ran off with a Captain named Bruce.
Oh you'll never get treated like that
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