As seems to be the fashion these days...

[zhilbar]

If you had Me alone...locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted Me to, what would you do with Me?(Pretending I cannot 'out' Myself, naturally.)

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[reluctantbelief]

"I don't think you'd fit in my house."

[zhilbar]

He chuckles broadly, shifting to a more reasonable form. "Are you sure? I like to think that I'm quite accommodating."

[reluctantbelief]

His eyes widen. "Yeah. Sure. Fine."

[zhilbar]

His eyes twinkle out from under the cool hat. "In which case, is an answer to be forthcoming?"

[chaosling_jr]

I'd make you tell me stories, all sorts of stories. And then I'd do your nails and hair. Then we'd go flying. And I'd get to wear your hat.

[zhilbar]

*Grins* You would, you evil hat thief! And do I really need a manicure? *Looks at His claws clinically* Getting My horns styled might be interesting, though...

Even so, did you really want to sit around and hear a tiresome old bore like Myself yak about the good old days? My anecdotes about the Blood War aren't exactly the most approachable listening, after all.. And I'd love to go flying with you, Sari!

[chaosling_jr]

I'd paint them a really nice color. It'd match your scales and everything. Mommy says I have very good taste, just like her. (not like daddy). I could even do little designs on them. Maybe even dragons! I could do your horns too. Maybe some designs or ribbons. Or streamers!

I love your stories, they're almost as good as daddy's. 'Specially the ones about the big battles and all the fighting and blood.

[zhilbar]

*Chuckles* I bet you do! Verra's judgment on these matters are very good. And all right, I'll submit Myself to a makeover at some point, if needed... Just. NO PINK. Okay?

*Preens* Why thank you, Sari! That really does mean a lot. I'll try to skip the tales of when I had to be My own great-aunt for forty years and such. Perhaps the hunt of the shoggoth fangirls, instead..

[elementwizard]

((I just started a major plot thingy with Alec, that I think Z' would be interested in...would you be up for it?))

[zhilbar]

((Let's hear it!))

[elementwizard]

(The equivelent to Alec's Evil twin is going to try and proprobably succeed in breaking Alec. Part of that is going to include the deaths of Alec's family.))

[zhilbar]

((Z's pissed off at this guy already. He wants IN on this.))

[brazendunes]

Make you promise to never hurt me, have you reveal the location of your treasure, and make you stay in the cave while I go claim it.
Of course, I haven't thought about this at all..

[zhilbar]

"Now that's the sort of smartassing I'd expect from your type." Grin. "Well done indeed. Of course, getting any of My hoards and keeping is two very separate propositions..."

[brazendunes]

Indeed, I'd have to impose some extra restrictions there if I wanted a snowball's chance in sand of keeping it for any great length of time.

[zhilbar]

It would be interesting to need to figure out a way around those as well... *Amused*

Always assuming that my hoard didn't just eat you, that is.