As seems to be the fashion these days...

[zhilbar]

If you had Me alone...locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted Me to, what would you do with Me?(Pretending I cannot 'out' Myself, naturally.)

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[chaosling_jr]

I'd make you tell me stories, all sorts of stories. And then I'd do your nails and hair. Then we'd go flying. And I'd get to wear your hat.

[zhilbar]

*Grins* You would, you evil hat thief! And do I really need a manicure? *Looks at His claws clinically* Getting My horns styled might be interesting, though...

Even so, did you really want to sit around and hear a tiresome old bore like Myself yak about the good old days? My anecdotes about the Blood War aren't exactly the most approachable listening, after all.. And I'd love to go flying with you, Sari!

[chaosling_jr]

I'd paint them a really nice color. It'd match your scales and everything. Mommy says I have very good taste, just like her. (not like daddy). I could even do little designs on them. Maybe even dragons! I could do your horns too. Maybe some designs or ribbons. Or streamers!

I love your stories, they're almost as good as daddy's. 'Specially the ones about the big battles and all the fighting and blood.

[zhilbar]

*Chuckles* I bet you do! Verra's judgment on these matters are very good. And all right, I'll submit Myself to a makeover at some point, if needed... Just. NO PINK. Okay?

*Preens* Why thank you, Sari! That really does mean a lot. I'll try to skip the tales of when I had to be My own great-aunt for forty years and such. Perhaps the hunt of the shoggoth fangirls, instead..

[chaosling_jr]

*nose wrinkle* You wouldn't look good in pink. Maybe a dark purple, but not pink.

You were your own great aunt for forty years?!

[zhilbar]

Dark purple, eh.. I don't know, not really interested in the pimp-dragon vibe. Especially not after that damn fandragon stalker impersonated Me as such in the Nexus, that time...

*Innocent air* Hasn't everyone done that?

I tell you, the worst part was dodging My great-uncle's advances. As you might imagine, that was rather a weird position to be in...

[chaosling_jr]

It must have been. Daddy says that one time he ended up uncle 'Wolf's son. Which was really weird.

[zhilbar]

It gives new insight on relatives, that's for sure.. If it's at all possible, please try to avoid being your mother. That would be just plain awkward. *Grins*

[chaosling_jr]

Oh, I don't think I could be my mother. I'm not big enough.

[zhilbar]

"Thank Io for small favours.." He grins. "So do you have any stories to barter with, yourself?"

[chaosling_jr]

*she looks thoguhtful* I don't know if I could tell you any because I'm from the future and I might screw up something.