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Hey all...sorry I haven't posted in a while, but I thought this is very important for you...

If you have any jars of Peter Pan or Great Value peanut butter in your cupboard, you might want to read this story...

www.msnbc.com/id/17155561/

-J.Z.

Q: What's Iraqi, deplorable, and soon-to-be well-hung?

A: Saddam Hussein.

-J.Z.

I was listening to this country music station the other day and heard a song called "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk." So what exactly is badonkadonk, anyway??

-J.Z.

Copy, erase and provide answers to suit your personal liking and share with all of your "friends" if you so desire ( Read more... )

I'm not sure why, but all of a sudden I've got the urge to book a cruise on Lake Minnetonka.

-J.Z.

In case you haven't heard, here's what radio personality Bill Bennett said on his "Morning in America" show on Friday ( Read more... )

I don't know if it's just me, but I'm sick and tired of seeing celebrities acquitted of felonies that they probably committed. First O.J., then Robert Blake, and now...Michael Jackson's free ( Read more... )

I haven't updated my journal in a couple months. But here's a look at what I've been up to since January 10 ( Read more... )

Randy Moss, have some decency. There's no reason for you to pretend to moon a bunch of people during a playoff game.