Comments | zelly_21: I have been inspired, dammit

zelly_21

I have been inspired, dammit

Jan 01, 2006 02:57

This may or may not be offensive, as it is a rant about the "War on Christmas". Okay, you know what? I'm sick of it. There is no goddamn war on Christmas ( Read more... )

rantage, work, holidays

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augustfai January 1 2006, 09:58:22 UTC

*pats on back*

What the hell is wrong with 'happy holidays'? Do the customers want you to stand there and rattle off all the holidays celebrated in December? 'Hello there, thanks for shopping, and have a merry Christmas! happy Hannukah! happy Kwanzaa! happy Solstice! merry Festivus! Oh, and by the way, Jesus wasn't even born in December, he was born in April. Cheers!'

(I think it's April. That's what I heard.)

Grrrr. *does angry breathing with*

zelly_21 January 1 2006, 20:46:12 UTC

I really wanted to go, "Thank you and Happy Solstice!" because I'm one of about three people in the whole town who even know what the solstice is.

Oh god. If I said the whole April thing, I would so get fired. It would be totally worth it. XD

sephirothgal January 1 2006, 10:20:10 UTC

omg D:

zelly_21 January 1 2006, 20:46:33 UTC

I know! DX

potionsmistres January 1 2006, 17:29:15 UTC

Wow, Jesusman is insane and not somebody you would want to deal with anyway. I think the whole "Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas" thing has gotten completely out of control and is just something for people to bitch about. I with you--fuck 'em all!

zelly_21 January 1 2006, 20:47:32 UTC

Yargh! I fully blame whassisname - you know, they preacher guy who started the whole thing. Billy Something. Evil bastard.

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zelly_21 January 1 2006, 20:49:20 UTC

That's what was kind of annoying - they'd be all, "Oh, of course you want to say 'Merry Christmas' but you can't, poor dear!" Bah. I want to say "Merry Fuckoff and Happy Get the Hell Out of My Store".

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zelly_21 January 2 2006, 04:24:57 UTC

I do. I celebrate them all year round!

potionsmistres January 2 2006, 03:40:27 UTC

Well, it seems that Christmas pretty much started off as a completely made-up holiday. I would so celebrate "Merry Fuckoff and Happy Get the Hell Out of My Store."

BTW, I think you're thinking of either Billy Graham or Bill O'Reilly. Both preachy bastards who just need to shut the hell up. Hmm...how about that: Shut the Hell Day? ::lol::

zelly_21 January 2 2006, 04:26:08 UTC

Yeah, it was Billy Graham. I really do think he's evil. I just hope we never meet - if we did, I couldn't be held accountable for my actions.