Heart Of The Sea: Chapter 29 - Return Of The Dutchman

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: Well, after taking a horrible dump on Elizabeth's character, Kate goes on to be useless. Who would have guessed?

Comments

[redrose6540]

I guess we are suppose to assume that when the tentacle grabbed her and forced her down she lost her sword in the process? Who am I kidding, she is just to dumb to even consider using the sword and must have Jack try and save her because he loves her so much. *gags*

I really wouldn’t be surprise if the sword pops up out of nowhere while she is on the Dutchman.

[zelda_queen]

"I really wouldn’t be surprise if the sword pops up out of nowhere while she is on the Dutchman."

You're positively psychic. XD

[kawaiicow]

Of course not, because she has the same grasp on historical fact as she does on PotC canon.
So, does she just ignore the third film's canon?

[zelda_queen]

Sort of. Let's just say that Calypso and Elizabeth don't get a very good deal in it.

[zelda_queen]

Oh lord, that's hilarious! XD

And yes, we're pretty much getting to comedy levels by now.

[anonymous]

Ah, you can always count on the Horrible History series for good educational humor.

Oh, and on the subject of this fic, these two Putrid Pirate segments:

The Black Spot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvbLr7c3IRc&feature=related

The Pirate Rulebook: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwn5K89dE5c&feature=related

I like how they mention the punishment method that was used in the first movie, it just makes it all the more appropriate for this fic.

[southerngaelic]

Four more kidnapping attempts and she qualifies for a free smoothie! :D

[zelda_queen]

XD She just needs to get her membership card punched by the tentacle.

[southerngaelic]

Four more kidnapping attempts and she qualifies for a free smoothie! :D