Earl Harry James Potter: Chapter 4 (Part 1)

[zelda_queen]

[THIS SPORKING HAS BEEN RETRACTED. IT SHALL BE REPLACED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! :D]
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Comments

[anakinnotvader]

Hermione can't be the Duchess of Slytherin or whatever this nonsense is. She also can't randomly be a half-blood when one of the major points about her in the books is that she's talented without having wizard ancestry, thereby proving that Muggleborns aren't inferior. I don't get why so many fanfic writers ignore this. I also don't get why Hermione is related to Voldemort in so many fics.

Although, I suppose in this case it's just to have an excuse for her to inherit ridiculous amounts of money. Is this entire fic composed of lists of what everyone's inherited, or does something ever actually happen?

[zelda_queen]

"Is this entire fic composed of lists of what everyone's inherited, or does something ever actually happen?"

The first, unfortunately. Methinks the suethor is a wee bit obsessed with writing down how much money her characters have.

[yemi_hikari]

I also think she's obsessed with creating the perfect world for her characters. Wait... appologies to the suethor here, I really wish that she would... how to put it... remember that the characers aren't hers. I dislike suethors doing this.

[slozar]

Kickass Homestuck referance. That's all I'll say about this chapter.

[beacon80]

Ignoring the ridiculousness of all these abilities, why are some of them locked until they become Grand Poobah, or whatever? If Hermione can speak Parseltongue, why isn't she allowed to?

Also, if Hermione has all these blocks on her, why is she still such an amazing student? Maybe Dumbledore put them on her for her own good. Clearly her brain would explode if it was allowed to run at full potential.

Finally, how the hell did Sirius know about all this, and why did he wait until he was dead to tell anyone?

[zelda_queen]

I think the Suethor was going for the idea that Dumbledore somehow magically locked them so they *should* be able to do those things but aren't able to.

*snrk* Probably XD

He wanted to be sure he escaped the outbreak of Sue-ishness, I guess.

[cal_yn]

Do we get it back soon? And Part 2? :(