I've seen some of the sporkings on this site, especially where they rely on characters from various canons to help them, and I've decided. If I ever do anything like that, my helpers would be Dave Strider and Vamp. Mostly because Dave is the Knight of Time in addition to being the author of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and also so goddamn cool, ( Read more... )

     As is apparently my new thing I am considering doing, I was just watched Wicker Man, staring Nicholas Cage. And while there may be spoilers ahead, it honestly doesn't matter because watching this thing in its entirity is enough to lable you as crazy. I will now list off this films biggest attractions: Cage stealing a bike at gun point, Cage ( Read more... )

     Well, it has finally happened. Rifftrax, going further than its original purpose, has allowed even me to watch a somewhat-horror movie, namely Paranormal Activity, without the usual bouts of paranoia fueled by my over active imagination. Mike, Kevin, and Bill performed admirably, and only with their input was I allowed to view the movie ( Read more... )

  To begin, let there be no illusions here. I am a big fan of Scott Pilgrim, but kind of a nerdy idiot. Thus I appear to have over thought myslef to the point I have acknowledged parallels to Twilight. The main characters who are clearly more jerk-like than most, the messed up way everyone regards relationships, and the mysterious-person-with-a- ( Read more... )

I swear, every time I think I've seen the most awesome thing, Hussie has to go and top himself. I seriously wish there were more characters like the Wayward Vagabod, Peregrine Mendicant and Aimless Renegade. Windswept Quesent I could take or leave at this point ( Read more... )