Earl Harry James Potter: Chapter 2

Oct 15, 2010 00:41

ZeldaQueen: Hullo folks, let's continue on our trek through this pile of fail!

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fic: earl harry james potter, chapter 2, suethor: lady isabelle black

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anakinnotvader October 15 2010, 18:00:02 UTC
Wow, this fic is really boring. Is the whole thing just people reciting their wills and assigning random titles to other people?
Also, it took me about five minutes to figure out what was meant by Dumbledore's "bird club". I thought he had turned Sirius's house into a wildlife preserve and invited all his friends to go birdwatching or something.
What is the point of these "inheritance rituals", anyway?

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zelda_queen October 16 2010, 02:44:57 UTC
Well, that's pretty much the next two or three chapters, anyway. I'm still working on some way to condense it without boring everyone to tears.

I have no idea what the point of the rituals are. I think the suethor just likes them.

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yemi_hikari November 18 2010, 04:01:37 UTC
Another chapter of will reading? This one was... I admit, more exciting, but only because I kept shaking my head at the absurdity of certain things. I mean, Tonks losing her cool like that? Doweries in this day and age? And what is with the buying of brooms for the Gryfindor team? And... why is it that Ginny is suddenly having an inheritance ceremony? She's not fifteen, and... well, not the eldest by far. Talk about butchering of not just HP but also historical stuff they are trying to stuff in here... oi...

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slozar January 15 2011, 01:09:37 UTC
Damn these people are considerate updating their wills just before they die. Honestly, round of applause here.

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zelda_queen January 15 2011, 02:32:42 UTC
I know, right? Why can't people in real life be so thoughtful? XD

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slozar January 15 2011, 04:00:43 UTC
Looking back at the later chapters, someone could have just decided to set this up as an elaborate trolling manuver.

That's what I think about everyone being nobility.

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beacon80 September 13 2011, 18:56:54 UTC
Out of all the fail here, two things really leapt out at me:

1) If Sirius had such disdain for Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix, why did he let them use his house in the first place? Why did he join up with Dumbledore not once, but twice, in the battle against Voldemort?

2) He gives Andromeda and Nymphadora 25,000 galleons each (as a dowry, of all things, bringing up the question of why he didn't do this while he was alive), he gives the Remus 8,000, the twins 8,000, Arthur and Molly get 4,000 (apparently looking after Harry isn't as important as a joke shop). McGonagall gets 4,000 and enough to buy six Firebolts. Harry only gets 500.

Let me restate this: Harry, his godson, who canonically gets everything only gets 500 galleons. Ron and Hermione got just as much simply for being Harry's friends. Hell, Ginny got 500 galleons for being Harry's friend's little sister!

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anonymous April 17 2013, 17:24:12 UTC
Who the hell is Isabelle Draven? Is she Sirius's sister? His daughter? His niece? What the hell?

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