Free Willy

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: Hey, everybody! To those who get announcements on postings to das_sporking, I am very, very sorry about the one that went out not long ago. Posting has not yet resumed. I had meant to submit something to the pending approval list, and it kind of just went straight through. So I'm sorry if I caused any confusion there. To make it up to you all, I

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[enoby_way]

OHMIGODWHATHAVEIJUSTREADWHY????!!!!JAPANWASWATCHINGSERIOUSLYWHOWATCESTHEIRFRIENDHAVESEXWITHAWHALE?!

Just. WHAT?!

How did you even find this?

*offers brain bleach*

[zelda_queen]

In the Hetalia fandom, Japan and Hungary are usually shown as the two characters most likely to be recording/spying on creepy/kinky things going on. Admittedly, whales is rather unusual.

BeatriceTheGolden wrote this one fanfiction that was really infamous in the Hetalia fandom, Debt, which had a TV Tropes page back in the day. (If you're curious, the fanfiction basically has China kidnap, rape, and mutilate America and England over the debts they owe him.) I found her Tumblr after she was banned from FF.net for being too gross, and read this out of bile fascination.

This is, amazingly, one of her tamer works. It's short, at least, and has consensual sex. And she REALLY has much weirder ideas that she roleplays. (One fic she wrote has America randomly able to lay eggs, and Russia finds out and uses the secret to blackmail him into being Russia's sex slave.)

Thanks! *makes use of*

[enoby_way]

...Oh God, why.

Tamer?!

I've found a Pokemon fanfic (well, several) of a similar... genre. They're just so... why do these people even write these things? Sure, we can have our kinks, but don't advertise them!

[zelda_queen]

To be fair to Beatrice, she does give warnings for everything in her fics (which is more than Neil can say for his particular squickfics) and she does avert "rape is love", at least that I've seen. Still, her stuff is very...uh, extreme.

[carakasla]

...what did I just read?

*flails* No, really, what did I just read?! I AM VERY UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW.

*dies*

[zelda_queen]

D: I'm sorry! Would you like CPR?

[thecuriouskitty]

OH GOD, OH GOD, MY EYES! This fic sounded hilarious, but I just couldn't cope with it. My brain rebelled after a couple of paragraphs and I had to just scroll to the end.

I am amazed that you could make yourself read this in all is unsporked glory. Kudos to you.

[zelda_queen]

Thanks. ^^; This is one of very few of her works that I CAN read through. It helps that it's short.

[gehayi]

I know you warned for guru, but what's guru? A brief Google search is pulling up things like "beauty guru" and a site called "DevGuru."

[zelda_queen]

Bleh, hooray for my inability to spell stuff. >_< I just corrected it, it's "guro". According to Wikipedia, "ero guro" was a movement that went through Japan in the 1930s that focused on sexual corruption and decadence. Basically, it was focused on the grotesque.

The more common use of the term that fits fanfiction warnings, as defined by Urban Dictionary, is [Warnings for description of nasty stuff, scroll down if you're ready]

"Guro is essentially grotesque pornography, more common in hentai and Go Nagai anime. Extreme examples of Guro include diarrhoea scat, necrophilia, amputee sex, skull-fucking and violent rape."

[loomcat]

Eep. And I thought I had weird kinks. . .