The Gang: Chapter 7 - Playtime

[zelda_queen]

ZeldaQueen: WARNING! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS TWO UNDERAGE CHILDREN ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ACTIVITIES, ALL OF WHICH IS DESCRIBED IN THE MOST LOVING AND DETAILED MANNER POSSIBLE!

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[chibi_regalli]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Continues screaming for about five minutes*

Well, now that that's done, WOOOOOW that was foul. Do we have any idea where Neil lives? If so, we need to find the police there and send them this thing as a tip.

D=!

[chibi_regalli]

True. But I meant "get him arrested before he actually hurts someone". Eeeeeugh.

[nix501st]

I see what you mean... I just wish there was a device that allowed one to slap people in the face over the internet, I'd get it.

[nix501st]

*screams and tears at hair* THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!!! All these characters need to DIAF, stat.

Other than that, congratulations on making it through all this! Anyone who can make it through Neil deserves this. *hands out the Spork of Valor*

*cue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA_dMjRSSLk *

[guardians_song]

*points* Here, take the Purple Spork. You guys have earned it for this one.

(I don't know the formal Purple Spork handout protocol, but this is CERTAINLY a story which ought to qualify any and all sporkers for one...)

[chibi_regalli]

Definitely.

[mibamonster]

In my mind, those two intruders will always be the police force, putitng an end to this vile thing. (And successfully, seeing as the story stops here!)

[sith_droideka]

My salutations, brave sporkers. You have gone above and beyond the call of duty for your... humanity, I guess, in this war against horrible people.

[katistrophe]

"Playtime". Gods, no, no no no no no.

ZeldaQueen: So he's fine with the idea of undressing other girls, to the point where that's the ENTIRE FUCKING REASON he signed on for this insanity, but he suddenly becomes all shy about undressing Alison? What?
Oh, but you see, the other girls are just nameless, faceless bodies with boobs and bits. Now, Alison is a member of the Psycho Rape Gang, who has been nice to Ben, and thus she's an actual human. ...Gods, typing that made me sick.

Alison: *Plays with Egg's dick*
... Eggs' dick? Eggs's dick? At the moment, sorry to say, all I can see is Aegon the Unlikely, and that was not an image I needed.

"Get dressed!" she shouted with urgency "We've got intruders, two of them."
Get dressed! Time to molest some kids!
ARGH DAMN IT NEIL GO DIE IN A FIRE I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS HOW TO THREATEN YOU!

...is it over? Is it actually, honestly, over? *doesn't know whether to salute or hug you guys, ends up doing both*

[zelda_queen]

It really and truly is over, unless Neil somehow decides to write more.

*hugs back*