First of all, I really hate Link's Queen for her user name, I keep confusing it for yours and I'm like: "Why'd she just insult herself, wait who's who again, wait...BRAIN IMPLODING!"
Also, I sniggered everytime GOCS snapped his finger to snip away. It makes me think of Ghirahim's Fabulous Badass Fingersnap.
I need to find a bad Zeldafic to try my hand at sporking, I like reading these, but I'd like taking one on even more. Any recs?
"Also, I sniggered everytime GOCS snapped his finger to snip away. It makes me think of Ghirahim's Fabulous Badass Fingersnap"
Oh God, now I'm thinking of that as well. XD
Eh, I'd say the best thing to do is to shift through the LOZ section of FF.net. There are a ton of stories where a totally ordinary person is sucked from real life into the video game world and hooks up with someone. That's not even touching on the shipping, which is of course Serious Business.
Wow. I know we're not given all that much development to Malon's character, not COMPLETELY, but I have a feeling she wouldn't be this torn up TEN YEARS later. Ten years? And she didn't try to pick herself up and move on
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All of these are pretty wretched, but I personally think the Ruto one was the most obnoxious. She had the most personality of any of the potential love interests/female characters Link talked to in the game (even if she was kind of a brat), and in her sister side fic to this one, she's a whiny, co-dependent stalker. This one was pretty bad too tho. Link is a jerk, but I can't really sympathize with whiney Juliet over there either
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Re: Sideficszelda_queenNovember 21 2013, 02:32:50 UTC
"B) This fic actually contradicts Link's Queen's own warping of canon. In the wedding chapter, Link told Jenna that she "was his one true love, his first intimately, and his world." So apparently Link was not in fact a virgin before he porked her. Either he was lying, or his time with Jenna was just soo good that it felt like a first for him and he totally forgot any past lovers. I prefer the first option; makes the doppleganger seem like he's sparing her feelings and she wasn't that good a lay after all. Or he's really enchanted by an evil spell."
Or, even worse, there's more than one clone of Link running around. Poor guy. :/
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Also, I sniggered everytime GOCS snapped his finger to snip away. It makes me think of Ghirahim's Fabulous Badass Fingersnap.
I need to find a bad Zeldafic to try my hand at sporking, I like reading these, but I'd like taking one on even more. Any recs?
Also, great spork overall.
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Oh God, now I'm thinking of that as well. XD
Eh, I'd say the best thing to do is to shift through the LOZ section of FF.net. There are a ton of stories where a totally ordinary person is sucked from real life into the video game world and hooks up with someone. That's not even touching on the shipping, which is of course Serious Business.
One that comes to mind is The Legend of Terra, which is rather stupid at the very least: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6183625/1/The_Legend_of_Terra
Thanks! ^_^ I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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Or, even worse, there's more than one clone of Link running around. Poor guy. :/
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