LAVA HOT TUB TIEM

[subrosiandan]

[Subrosian Dan leaned back contently and relaxed. Upon landing conveniently in the middle of Death Mountain, he sculpted a large hot tub out of rock and manipulated the lava using his super-Subrosian-powers to fill it up. Now he relaxes in true Subrosian style in the hot tub, waiting for companionship.]

Ahhhh. What high-quality lava. This sure is a

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[goronlink]

[GLink has no idea who this strange being is, but it has been too long since he enjoyed a lava bath.]

Hello, goro! Mind if I join you?

[subrosiandan]

[Subrosian Dan is pleased with his new guest.]

Of course! Come right in and have a sit!

[goronlink]

[As GLink steps into the lava, a complimentary towel mysteriously appears over his head. He takes it and begins folding it.]

Thanks, goro! [GLink relaxes into the lava.] Ohhhh, goro goro goro goro! This is wonderful!

[subrosiandan]

Quite so! And are you enjoying your mysterious complimentary towel?

[doublehelixhero]

I don't remember it being so hot up here...

[And that's when Link notices the lava hot tub and the people in it.]

Uh, what's this?

[subrosiandan]

Hello, Mr. Small and Pale! Would you like to come enjoy this nice lava hot tub with me? There is plenty of room!

[Subrosian Dan waves him over enthusiastically.]

[goronlink]

[It is at this point that GLink sees his Big Brother hovering near the edge of the tub.]

Brother Link! Come into the tub, goro! It feels amazing!

[doublehelixhero]

[Link's pretty sure he can't tolerate lava; he's never been brave enough to try... wait. He has, but not as himself.]

Ah, just a second!

[He pulls out the Goron Mask and puts it on before hopping in. Ah, this is kinda nice. He blinks at the towel that magically appears on his head and decides to leave it.]

There...

[subrosiandan]

[Subrosian Dan is undaunted by any size or shape of person. He beckons to the FD and calls out.]

Hello, Mr. Tall and Pale! Will you come join us in this fine lava hot tub? It will soothe your pains away!

[He then adds to his speech, almost as an afterthought.]

Oh, and if you come in the towels are complimentary.

[subrosiandan]

[Subrosian Dan takes this in stride.]

Ah, I am sure that sitting near the lava tub will allow you to experience healing and relaxing heat!

Perhaps if you took off your armor, your skin could better benefit from the lava fumes?

[excuseuprincess]

[she's got her reasons for being there....uh. yep.]

What's this?

[subrosiandan]

Hello, Miss Short and Floaty! We are all sitting here enjoying this amazing lava hot tub! Would you like to join us?

[Subrosian Dan relaxes himself even more and makes an obscene pleasured noise, just to convey how splendiferous the lava feels.]

[excuseuprincess]

Mmm...

[ignoring the "short and floaty"-- it's true, after all. a hot bath would be nice....on the other hand, it's lava.]

[....then again, hot bath. she stops a moment, weighing the options...]

[and opts to sit on the side, feet dangling over the edge]

Over here should be fine.

[subrosiandan]

[Subrosian Dan seems unnaturally pleased with this development.]

That certainly is a large and bulky hat, Miss Short and Floaty. Wouldn't you be able to relax better if you took it off?

[goronlink]

[GLink, overwhelmed by the wonderfulness of the lava, decides to sing an old Goron lava bathing song.]

Ohhhh, lava is so lovely and warm

goro goro!

it makes me want to swim up a storm!

goro goro!

but since we are supposed to relax

goro goro!

I'll sit back, munch on some rocks, and sing!***

gorooooo, goro goroooooo, goroooooo, goro goroooooo...

[OOC POSTSCRIPT:*** Gorons aren't known for their rhyming or singing skills.]

[doublehelixhero]

[OOC: What she said]

[Link decides to give singing a try.]

Ohh, lava feels so good

goro goro!

I could just melt away

goro goro!

So I will just sit here

goro goro!

And let the day fly by

goro goro gorooo!

[goronlink]

[GLink, excited by the new song Link has taught him, decides to sing another song that his dad made up just for him.]

it is time for a lava bath!

goro goro!

as you cry, I sit here and laugh

goro goro!

because when I put you in

goro goro!

you will be happy and relaxed!

goro goro!

little Link will love lava baths!

goro goro gorooooooo!

[doublehelixhero]

[Link suddenly remembers that Goron lullabies are played on drums. Gorons have unique tastes in music. He decides to give it another try.]

Goro goro!

we're all friends today!

Goro goro!

we will all lift our heads and sing!

Goro goro!

and our voices will echo far!

Goro goro gorooo!