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LAVA HOT TUB TIEM

Jul 24, 2008 23:18

[Subrosian Dan leaned back contently and relaxed. Upon landing conveniently in the middle of Death Mountain, he sculpted a large hot tub out of rock and manipulated the lava using his super-Subrosian-powers to fill it up. Now he relaxes in true Subrosian style in the hot tub, waiting for companionship.]

Ahhhh. What high-quality lava. This sure is a ( Read more... )

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cyan_princess July 25 2008, 04:17:02 UTC

[Confused Ruto is confused D:]

...You guys are really weird.

subrosiandan July 25 2008, 04:22:06 UTC

Hello, young Miss...Um...Big-Headed Fish. We are simply relaxing in this large lava hot tub! Would you like to join us?

cyan_princess July 25 2008, 04:24:55 UTC

B-big headed fish!? How rude!

No, I will not be joining you!

Who in their right mind would go into a tub full of lava, anyway!?

subrosiandan July 25 2008, 04:28:46 UTC

[Subrosian Dan is not phased.]

Oh, but the lava tub is so very relaxing, Miss Big-Headed Fish!

It will take the tension right out of your irritated little shoulders.

But, if you would prefer, you can simply sit near the lava, as opposed to in the lava.

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four_foot_hero July 25 2008, 05:29:32 UTC

[Over the course of the past week, Death Mountain had quickly become one of Link's regular haunts.

Although....since when had that lava pit been there?

Link (cautiously- he'd had some bad experiences with long stretches of lava in the past) approached the side of the pit, and stared incredulously at the creature nestled in the center of it.]

subrosiandan July 25 2008, 05:33:47 UTC

[Subrosian Dan perks up at this new adorable visitor.]

Hello, Mr. Short and Cute! Would you like to come relax with us in this lovely lava tub?

four_foot_hero July 25 2008, 05:42:43 UTC

[...'Mr.Short and Cute' earns a mildly flustered and confused stare, before Link further scopes out the situation. His gaze pans from Dan, to the bubbling lava he's resting in oh-so-calmly, and back to the Subrosian again.]

It won't ....burn me? [He looks a little strained - the kid's had some unfortunate experiences with lava in the past. :| ]

subrosiandan July 25 2008, 05:45:07 UTC

[Subrosian Dan considers the situation for a moment. He is comfortable in the lava, and the Gorons are comfortable in the lave, but everyone else is sitting outside the lava...]

I do not know, Mr. Short and Cute. Perhaps if you are not comfortable in the lava, you could sit beside the lava?

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regnant_zelda July 28 2008, 16:08:02 UTC

[Glowing very faintly to protect herself from the heat, Zelda approached the beings half-submerged in lava. They seemed to be fine, and not Gorons.]

Are you, um...alright?

subrosiandan July 28 2008, 16:40:48 UTC

[Subrosian Dan is delighted at his new visitor. He eagerly waves at her from the lava tub.]

Of course, Miss Tall and Glowy! The lava is soothing to the body and soul!

regnant_zelda July 28 2008, 16:43:09 UTC

[Slightly surprised that it has arms.]

Oh. That's...good. I'm not sure I'll be taking a bath in some any day soon, but you have fun in your deathly inferno.

My name is Zelda, though.

subrosiandan July 28 2008, 16:48:51 UTC

Oh, how rude of me! It is delightful to make your acquaintance, Miss Zelda! I am Subrosian Dan.

Even if you do not desire to bath in the lava, Miss Zelda, you can still benefit from the heat and fumes by sitting near the tub! And won't you have a complimentary towel?

[As the words "complimentary towel" come out of Dan's mouth, a white towel mysteriously appears at Zelda's feet.]

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