The Gang: Chapter 6 - All Revealed
ZeldaQueen: WARNING! THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS AN UNDERAGE GIRL PULLING OFF HER BROTHER'S UNDERPANTS AND EXPOSING HIS JUNK TO THE WORLD, WHILE LAUGHING AT HIS MISFORTUNE! IT ALSO CONTAINS A DIFFERENT UNDERAGE GIRL GIVING SAID BROTHER A BLOWJOB! DON'T READ THIS IF SHARP IMPLEMENTS ARE AROUND!
Projection Room Voices: Warning, regular M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. sporking protocol overriden! Starting Media in 3...2...1...
Chapter 6: All Revealed
“Amy!” he yelled “What the hell are you doing here? Get out!”
Raxis: I agree! Everyone get out, all get the hell out of this fic!
ZeldaQueen: Run, little girl! Run while you still have your dignity! D:
“Ben, meet our newest gang member, I think you already know Amy” said Victoria with a smile.
ZeldaQueen: (Victoria) "She handles our run-ons"
Raxis: Like how Cain knew his wife? Oh god, that's spookily appropriate.
ZeldaQueen: To quote Jack Chick, "Let us know your guest! (Sexually)"
“What!? How!?” he blurted out, all too aware that he was still stripped down to his underpants and suspended from the ceiling
Raxis: Thanks for the reminder.
ZeldaQueen: Yeah, you haven't mentioned it in all of five seconds
“When!?” he added.
“Hi Ben” said Amy cheerfully “A couple of days ago.”
Raxis: We're gonna hate this bitch. Just wait.
ZeldaQueen: I called it back at the beginning, remember? And no, I hadn't read this far ahead when I predicted it
“But…” spluttered Ben “what did... I mean… That’s not fair you said you had to be initiated to be in the gang…”
“She has been” said Emily “As she said, two days ago.”
Raxis: Oh lovely. It must have taken a massive amount of self-control for Neil to have not written that.
“What!? Amy? Initiated?” he couldn’t comprehend the idea.
Raxis: Because he is a moron.
ZeldaQueen: He also can't comprehend proper capitalization, it looks
“Yep, just like you” said Victoria.
“It was fun” said Amy.
ZeldaQueen: (flatly) Fun. She called being handcuffed to the ceiling and getting tickle-tortured "fun". Yes, I hate her already
“Fun? What, did they… did they…” he could barely bring himself to say it “strip you? I mean… completely?”
Raxis: Control yourself, Neil!
“Bare naked?” asked Amy, enjoying her brother’s torment.
ZeldaQueen: While Neil is enjoying the mental images
He just nodded
“What, you mean take my knickers off and everything?” she asked.
He could only nod again.
ZeldaQueen: (Neil) "Do you want me to drive it home even more that there was a naked, preteen girl, handcuffed and naked, not long ago? I can do it. In fact, I will! I You will enjoy it immensely! :D"
Amy paused for a few moments to let Ben ponder what the answer might be, before opening her mouth slowly
“Sorry” she said “Gang secret. I can’t reveal gang secrets.”
Raxis: I really fucking hate this gang and their god-damn secrets.
Raxis: Sometimes you just gotta kill it with Wings of Rage.
Victoria put an arm around Amy’s shoulder proudly “Good girl” she said.
ZeldaQueen: I'd make a joke about her wearing a dog collar and eating a biscuit, but knowing Neil, she probably WOULD do that if given a chance
[Snip: Benedict imagines Amy naked and realizes he doesn't know the little bitchtart. And Neil is getting off on her.]
“As I said” said Victoria, breaking the silence “None of us is going to take your pants off.” She let the thought hang in the air for a second or two “But Amy, well she wasn’t here when I made my promise, she wasn’t one of us, and so… she’s going to do the honours.”
ZeldaQueen: Don't you just love these people? Neil, darling? A hint. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CHEATS THROUGH LOOPHOLES DOESN'T MAKE THEM ANY LESS OF BASTARDS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO MOLEST A PERSON THROUGH IT!!!
Raxis: Queeny just summarized the whole mess quite nicely. Nothing for me to add that wasn't said.
“No!” said Ben emphatically.
Raxis:
Amy escaped Victoria’s arm with undue haste, stationing herself in front of Ben.
Raxis: Then she entered into a stable low orbit around him.
“Don’t worry brother dear, it’s not anything I haven’t seen before, well, not yours, but other boys.” she said with a big smile on her face.
ZeldaQueen: *head in hands* Neil, as much as you'd love to pretend otherwise, little girls don't dream about seeing male junk all day
“No, wait, wait, please, let’s talk about this” begged Ben.
Raxis: He's like some kind of pathetic Neil-character version of Nanoha. Except with a lot more stupid and a lot less Starlight Breakers. I think this fic could use a good Starlight
Breaker right now. (For non-fans, Nanoha tends to prefer begging her enemies to talk things out as a first resort. The next resort involves huge magical lasers)
ZeldaQueen: Does her begging ever get used as a last-minute resort to save her from molestation?
Raxis: No, just magical attacks in turn.
ZeldaQueen: Then it sounds infinitely less squicky and more interesting than this, and I second the Starlight Breaker motion
“The waiting’s over Ben”
Raxis: Thank god, let's finish this shit.
ZeldaQueen: And hopefully whatever the waiting has will fall on Ben and crush him
said Victoria evenly
ZeldaQueen: - PERIOD
“It’s time for your pants to come off.”
ZeldaQueen: What, you're not going to buy him dinner first?
Raxis: Just straight to bed for this bitch.
“Wait, wait… not yet, hold on a second, please…there must be something… please, anything. Please don’t pull my pants off” Ben was panicking, desperate, on the verge of tears.
ZeldaQueen: Like he's been for the past, what? Two and a half chapters? Seriously, that's how long Neil has devoted to this little initiation! He's not even trying to pretend it
isn't wank fodder!
“Well… you could tell us the secret” suggested Victoria.
“No because you’ll just do it anyway” he said starting to sniffle.
Raxis: Wow, the idiot's beginning to learn.
ZeldaQueen: No, if he really was learning, he would never go near these twits again. Given what happens by the story's end, he clearly doesn't figure that one out
“Up to you” said Victoria. She paused briefly while Ben struggled to find a way out of his nightmare scenario.
ZeldaQueen: Dude, this nightmare scenario's been going on since page 1
“Go on then Amy” said Victoria.
Raxis: Who's then Amy and who's supposed to go on her?
“Amy brought her hands up to the front of Ben’s boxers, taking hold of the waistband, but before she’d had time to start drawing them down Ben exploded: “Stop! I’ll tell you! I’ll tell you.”
Raxis: And all it took was a few sentances and a paragraph and Eggs' previous intelligence is gone like a mirage.
“Hold on darling” Victoria said to Amy, who, a little disappointedly, removed her hands from Ben’s pants.
ZeldaQueen: *sputters* "Disappointedly"?!? Disa - what? Why is she so desperate to de-pants her own brother? Why is every girl in this fic so eager to see a dude's junk? Neil, STOP PROJECTING!
“Tell us the secret then Ben” invited Emily
Raxis: Eggs has to tell them Ben, too?
ZeldaQueen: No, then Ben. Big difference
“It’s… um… it’s Harry… something Harry carless something” he said desperately trying to remember what the secret was.
ZeldaQueen: Yes, Harry was carless after Chamber of Secrets. Why do you bring that up?
Victoria looked over at Paul “No, that’s not it” said Paul.
Raxis: The fact he's trying to tell the secret should be enough to make him lose this sick game.
ZeldaQueen: No, no, you'll see what the real test was
“Oh! No, hold on, urm, Hali… Hali… Beri, or something like that” he offered growing ever more desperate. >BR>
Raxis: The fuck is >BR>?
ZeldaQueen: A coding error, methinks
“Nope” said Paul.
“I see what you’re doing” said Victoria gently “You don’t really want to tell us the secret, you’re just trying to throw us off, delay things a bit.”
ZeldaQueen: No, Neil is delaying things a bit because the sick fucker wants to draw this all out as much as possible
“No. I’m not. I want to tell you. I give in, I just can’t remember. It’s a word I don’t know, I can’t bloody remember all right. I just can’t remember. It’s Hali… something.” he spluttered.
Raxis: Who replaced Eggs' mouth with a water faucet?
“Nice try tiger” said Victoria “I knew you’d be brave”. She stroked a hand down his cheek again, down his chest “I knew you wouldn’t let me down”
Raxis: Alright, I'm gonna script the next bit.
Amy: *Starts pulling down Eggs' shorts as slow as she can manage.*
Eggs: This isn't fun anymore, I give up D:
Amy: *Still going slow*
Neil: Someday a prepubescent girl will do this to me! 8D
Eggs: I'mma tell on you!
Amy: Nuh-uh. *Reveals "the top part of Ben's quite flaccid penis."*
Raxis: *Throws a rock*
ZeldaQueen: I think Neil's a bit too fond of that phrase
Eggs: *Bitches and moans in very long winded fashion.*
Raxis: The minute the tables turn it's not cool no more.
ZeldaQueen: And of course he's going to forget this all after it's over. No, seriously
Amy: *Gives one-sentence responses and almost entirely exposes his penis.*
Raxis: Ok, she's doing this while Eggs is literally whining for paragraphs of dialogue. We're at two so far. This is about the point where the other girls should really be slapping her to get a move on, she's dragging this out to ludicrous extents.
ZeldaQueen: Given how perverted the others are, they're probably enjoying it being so drawn out
Alison: We're gonna punish you! 8D
Raxis:
Victoria: Nothing will happen if you snitch on us, "we take precautions."
Raxis: Oh god, that's a laugh, what're a bunch of fourteen to twelve year olds gonna do if the Police comes to call? Those fancy cameras become a great source of evidence for what you've done.
ZeldaQueen: Not to mention that Benedict can probably find a good number of kids to back up his story, along with a lot of parents who would be able to testify as to changes in their kids' behavior. Seriously, Neil, you can't write these people molesting every kid for miles and expect them to get away with it
Eggs: *now Hogwarts exposed*
Amy: *Finally gets a fucking move on and removes the rest of Eggs' boxers*
Neil: Ben's being such a wuss 8D
Raxis: Fuck you, Neil.
Alison: *Admires Neil's Eggs' penis and gets all hot over him*
Victoria: *Admires Neil's Eggs' butt*
Raxis: It's never gonna happen Neil, stop projecting.
Emily: *Just sorta watches the proceedings*
Raxis: She hasn't exactly got a lot of competition in this regard but I'm officially making Emily the Only Sane Man of this sorry lot.
"Ben didn’t respond to any of this. He hung slumped, almost catatonic. His shame was so complete his mind had shut down and it registered nothing. Almost nothing."
Raxis: Wow, they actually killed him. Yay :'D
ZeldaQueen: Neil really enjoys his humiliation kink, doesn't he?
Alison: Let's make his willy hard! 8D
Raxis: Neil and Alison, I have my own young girl I'd like to introduce you to:
"“Girls, can you move aside a little” asked Paul, who remained lounging in his seat “You’re obscuring the view.” "
Raxis: Woah, Paul.
ZeldaQueen: I'm surprised Paul isn't recording this for YouTube
Victoria: *Enjoys her power over Eggs and hugs him from behind so her mighty forteen year old breasts push into his back.*
Raxis: It really did say she enjoyed the power.
Victoria: *Massages Eggs' groin like a porn starlet in the making*
Eggs: *Gets off*
"“He’s hard” said Victoria, releasing him. She stepped away, leaving Ben’s penis straining upwards, more erect than it had ever been in his short life before."
Raxis: Sorry if this is TMI, but generally speaking you don't just get magically more erect than you've ever been before just because you're especially aroused this time. You're hard and that's that. There's no extra levels of it.
ZeldaQueen: I really don't think Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes could top this line for sheer perversion
“You timed that a bit closely” said Emily.
Raxis: I'll say, that was too fucking long.
“I’m an expert. What can I say?” said Victoria with a grin.
ZeldaQueen: I don't even want to know. Really, I don't. I just want to kill her
“Are we going to let him go?” asked Emily.
Raxis: He already did. We had to READ ABOUT IT.
“I thought we were going to give him a spanking, Amy will have left the nettles next door” said Victoria.
ZeldaQueen: *spit take* Neil, why don't you just have them bring in the cat 'o nines and be done with it?
“He’s had enough, don’t you think?” suggested Emily.
“I suppose so. He’s really shy though, I didn’t think he’d be that bad” said Victoria.
“That’s what I mean. It has been tough on him” said Emily sympathetically.
Raxis: I can almost buy sympathies if Emily's the one saying it. If it were Bitchtoria or Alison, no such luck.
ZeldaQueen: I'd be sympathetic if the little fucker still wasn't bent on kidnapping and stripping girls
“Alright” said Victoria “How about we make it up to him a bit?”
ZeldaQueen: O_O NO!
“Fine by me” said Emily. >BR>
ZeldaQueen: I'd think that >BR> thing is coding for a line break, but it doesn't make sense to have one there...
“Alison you think?” asked Victoria.
ZeldaQueen: Not at all! *rim shot*
Raxis: Bitch please, the only thing she thinks about is sex and punishment.
“Try and stop her” said Emily.
Victoria laughed. “Okay, we’ll take a vote now then.”
“All right everyone, calm down! Girls! Show some decorum please!” Victoria said loudly.
ZeldaQueen: Dude, now I want King Fergus to come in and kick your ass. Actually, the entire Royal Family from Brave can do it
Alison and Amy picked themselves up off the floor and tried to stifle their giggles and look a bit more serious.
Raxis: I guess I missed the hilarious joke.
“Ben, open your eyes darling, look at me!” said Victoria. Ben didn’t want to open his eyes, he wanted… he wasn’t sure what he wanted, but it was something… something really important, and it wasn’t opening his eyes.
ZeldaQueen: Wow, this fic has literally left him brainless
“Come on darling, your test is nearly over, you’ve just got to open your eyes” said Victoria.
Raxis: Stop calling him that, you sound like one of those Femme Fetals from 70's or 80's flicks.
ZeldaQueen: Which is probably what Neil was going for
At that Ben opened his eyes, but kept them cast downwards.
ZeldaQueen: Yep, I think it's safe to say that Neil was using some abuse victim checklist for this
“We now have to vote on whether we think you passed the test or not” said Victoria.
“But I didn’t tell the secret” said Ben “You said I just had to not tell the secret”
Raxis: You fucking tried, you wimp.
“I know I did, but that wasn’t the test. The test is how you handle yourself” said Victoria.
ZeldaQueen: See?
Raxis: Well damn, he should fail this one. He never stopped whining...
“But that’s not fair!” complained Ben.
Raxis: Shouldn't he lose points for that?
ZeldaQueen: He should, but he's Neil's self-insert, remember? And if Benedict is kicked out of the club, Neil can't have his fantasy self molest endless numbers of girls
“Just be thankful it wasn’t a gullibility test” said Victoria
ZeldaQueen: Or a punctuation test, clearly
“Okay, Amy, as the newest member, you go first. What’s your vote?”
“Well…” said Amy “he is my brother, even if he is a bit of a cry baby, so I guess so.”
Raxis: Fuck off.
ZeldaQueen: I hate her
“Alison?” asked Victoria
“He wasn’t very brave at the end, but he was brave to start with, and he is kind of cute, so… I’ll give him a yes vote.” said Alison, still trying to avoid giggling.
Raxis: If it wasn't for the fact it'd be THIS FIC I'm re-reading, I'd go search for that alleged bravery because dammit if I saw any.
ZeldaQueen: He was at the VERY beginning, when he just thought they were going to beat him up
“Paul?” asked Victoria.
Raxis: Who gives a damn, Paul's been a backseat driver since this stupid test began.
“We need more boys with you lot girlying the place up” said Paul.
ZeldaQueen: I'm surprised he doesn't want to be the only guy, so he can have first dibs on all the girls they kidnap
“Is that a yes then?” asked Victoria.
“Yeh, it’s a yes.”
“Emily?” asked Victoria.
“I think the girls are being unfair. I think he’s very shy and this was very hard for him” began Emily, but she was interrupted by Alison and Amy when they burst into laughter again at the mention of ‘it being hard’. Victoria glared at them “You two are going to be punished in a minute if you can’t pull yourselves together.” she warned.
Raxis: This stupid fic is going to have permanent psychological problems for me and the word punishment.
ZeldaQueen: I think this thing is a mess of psychological problems in text format. We should send it to the Pentagon to be weaponized, in the place of nuclear weaponry
Amy and Alison tried to pull their faces straight and held their breaths. “Go on Emily” said Victoria.
Raxis: Eww, that's sick.
ZeldaQueen: I think he's going to go on someone else
“Well, as I was saying, I think that… no better not repeat that bit, I think he was very brave and did very well. I’m voting yes, because I think he’s going to do very well in the gang” said Emily giving Ben a smile.
Raxis: Oh yes, he'll be a lovely addition to the noble ways of hunting down innocent kids and molesting them...
“That just leaves me then. I agree with Emily. Ben you’re accepted. You’re now officially part of the gang. Well done” said Victoria giving his side a quick pat.
Ben gave no sign of being pleased at this announcement.
Raxis: Maybe he's finally learning...
ZeldaQueen: He doesn't. Trust me
“As a special reward Alison’s going to do something really nice for you” added Victoria, hoping to cheer Ben up a bit.
“Am I?” said Alison.
ZeldaQueen: Oh dear Christ, here it comes...
“Yes” said Victoria, she leaned close to Alison and whispered in her ear “Blow job” Alison opened her mouth wide in surprise and immediately looked over at Emily who nodded to her.
Raxis: FUCK YOU, NEIL!
ZeldaQueen: Aaaaand, this was where I snapped. Raxis can confirm it. I sent him a message that just said "Fuck" four times, before I asked for a hug. Hush, Hush didn't manage it, Child of Grace didn't manage it, learning that Zoey Redbird was going to become the next Vampire Queen didn't manage it, but this did. Congrats, Neil. I'm going to kill you
Raxis: Yeah, I snapped here too. It was the first time I got genuinely angry. Those previous all-caps rages? That was just me going a sort of annoyed "this will piss me off if I wasn't so descensitized to it already" thing. Ths was the real deal.
“Okay” said Alison excitedly.
“Like we showed you” said Victoria.
ZeldaQueen: So not only are these people child molesters, but they're also child groomers as well. That's lovely *pukes*
[SNIP: ALISON GIVES BENEDICT A BLOWJOB. IT'S TREATED LIKE IT'S HER "I'M A BIG KID NOW :D" MOMENT]
“I want my clothes back” he said.
“In a minute sweety” said Victoria “We’ve got to get the handcuffs off first.”
Raxis: Break his wrists, first.
[SNIP: THEY GET HIM DOWN IN STUPID DETAIL]
“I know you’re probably upset, and maybe even angry with us, but everyone has to have the same initiation, even Amy did, and it’s important.
ZeldaQueen: (Victoria) "It gives Neil plenty of opportunities to jerk off!"
It means we’re all bonded together, like a family, only closer.
ZeldaQueen: o_________________o
That is all
You’re a member of the gang now, and we’re friends, so don’t be all miserable. Think of all the fun we’re going to have together.” she said.
Raxis: Oh yeah, I would so LOVE to be bonded to a family that lies to me, ties me up and molests me against my will!
ZeldaQueen: Sounds like Neil would get along great with Joseph Fritzl
Ben remained silent, looking sulky and sullen.
Raxis: And he was growing up Cullen, too!
“Let me show you something” said Victoria, pulling her laptop up off the floor and settling it in her lap. She took a quick look at the eight windows which still showed various outside views, and then she opened another, and loaded a video file into it.
“Here” she said “Look at this Ben”
Raxis: I've seen enough of goddamn Eggs for one lifetime.
ZeldaQueen: I've had enough of that damned laptop, and this is only the second time it's come up
she turned the laptop towards Ben and gave his shoulder a squeeze. Ben couldn’t help himself. He didn’t want to look. He didn’t want to do anything anymore, but he glanced across. His eyes widened as he saw the backs of Amy and Alison, and he saw them move apart, and he saw himself, hanging naked. He could just make out Victoria standing behind him, and he watched as she made him hard.
ZeldaQueen: Haha, isn't this great? This is totally going to make things better, huh?
Victoria stopped the video. “We’ve recorded the whole thing, from beginning to end” said Victoria “Everything. So if you ever tell anyone, your mum and dad, the police, a friend, anyone at all, then this video is going to be seen by everyone. Of course we’ll have to edit ourselves out, but that’s no biggy. Starting a new school in September aren’t you, our school, you don’t want to turn up on your first day knowing all your classmates, all the other kids in the school, boys and girls, will have been watching this over the summer hols do you?”
Raxis: Oh fuck you, lady. You're not above the law. In any sane world you fuckers would be in Juvenile hall or something. And secondly, what sort of fucked up person would mock Eggs for this? He'd become an instant Woobie for this one unless this world is populated only by sociopaths!
ZeldaQueen: If I may, I'd like to point out three gaping holes to that...erm, plan.
First of all, what fourteen-year-old would know how to completely edit three people out of a video? What, is she supposed to be a super-genius? Yeah, that's likely!
Second of all, even if they went ahead with that little plan, it would be very easy for Benedict to counter it. They've been kidnapping and molesting a huge number of kids, haven't they? Probably a lot live in the area still. Benedict could likely easily find more than enough to back up his statement and get these little sociopaths arrested. Add in the testimony from parents who no doubt would have noticed their kids showing signs of being SEXUALLY ABUSED and there you have it. Victoria can pass around that tape, but I think her and the rest being arrested for rape and abduction would make them more reviled than Benedict ever would be.
Finally, they're going to edit themselves out entirely? And they think that'll leave a video that no one will question? What, do they they expect the other kids to buy that Benedict somehow handcuffed himself to the ceiling by the wrists and had a seizure? Come on!
Oh, and I'd like to point out that if this video were to be passed around and used to make Benedict infamous, at least one adult would notice. And guess what? They'd damn well try to figure out who was showing this thing to a bunch of children, because SOMEONE'S DISTRIBUTING CHILD PORN TO THEIR KIDS! And no one can even use the excuse that it only counts as child porn if it's real kids (yes that defense was used, by HG-131, in fact) because in-universe, IT IS A REAL KID. That is all!
Raxis: He actually tried that feeble defense???
ZeldaQueen: He did. Twice
Ben knew he was done for. There was nothing he could do to escape, and he wished he’d never heard of the New Forest. He could never live with the knowledge that anyone had ever seen that video.
ZeldaQueen: Of course, being the brainless twit he is, he doesn't realize any of my points
Raxis: This makes me wonder, what happens if he tries to leave? Is he stuck in this insane gang forever?
ZeldaQueen: No idea, and thankfully, Neil didn't get far enough in to figure that out
“So come on cheer up” said Victoria “You might as well enjoy yourself. The horrible stuff’s over, it’s all fun from here on in. Think of all the lovely girls you’re going to see stripped off and naked” hoping to get something out of him.
ZeldaQueen: That's a FANTASTIC philosophy to have! "Well, we're only threatening to completely ruin and humiliate you if you try to turn us in for molesting you. Have fun, instead! You can enjoy yourself by inflicting the same molestation you hated so much on innocent girls!"
Raxis: Queen, haven't you learned? In Neil's world, naked underaged girls make EVERYTHING better.
ZeldaQueen: -_- Of course. Stupid me
“Where’s that girl? Can we strip her?” asked Ben finally.
“What girl?” asked Victoria, relieved that she teased him out.
ZeldaQueen: Yes, lucky for you Benedict is too bone-stupid to come up with a plan to turn you lot in
“The one on the camera earlier, you said she wouldn’t get away we’d catch her later.” said Ben beginning to perk up a bit.
ZeldaQueen: ...See what I mean when I said he didn't learn anything? Spent the last God-knows-how-long getting torture? It doesn't matter! Just bring up the possibility of hunting down and stripping a girl and everything will be better!
Raxis: A very twisted example of Angst? What Angst?
“Oh, her! No, probably not a good idea Ben” said Victoria looking over at Emily and shaking her head.
“Why not, you said we could?” Ben complained feeling doubly cheated now.
ZeldaQueen: *stares* "Cheated"...right. How dare they infringe on your rights to kidnap and molest someone? Asshole!
“Because she’s already here, Ben. It was Amy, and I don’t think you want to be stripping your sister.” said Victoria.
ZeldaQueen: Then why bring that up? Was this supposed to have been some secret test of character for him?
And do you mean to tell me that he's too stupid to know what his own sister looks like from behind?
“What about Alison” suggested Emily.
Raxis: Just the fact we all WANT HER DEAD.
“Why me?” asked Alison.
ZeldaQueen: Maybe because you've been slavering over male genitalia since Minute One?
“Oh stop complaining, why can’t you just do as you’re told” said Victoria.
“I do do as I’m told” said Alison.
ZeldaQueen: You're do-do in general. A big ol' smelly pile of it
“Yes, when it’s something you want to do” said Emily.
“Just let him undress you and have a bit of fun” said Victoria.
ZeldaQueen: Like a Barbie doll?
Raxis: I really do hate Victoria. It's a burning seething hatred matched only for Alison and then that little fucktard Eggs.
“What are you all going to be doing?” asked Alison.
ZeldaQueen: Watching and masturbating, or at least Neil will be
“We’ll go next door if you like. I think Paul probably needs a bit of relief” said Victoria.
ZeldaQueen: Apparently I got one of those two guesses right
Raxis: It's not a hard guess with Neil.
“No, you can stay if you want” said Alison.
ZeldaQueen: And she WANTS the other guess to be right. How did I know? -_-
Victoria reached into her pocket and pulled out a key which she then used to unlock Ben’s handcuffs. He rubbed his sore wrists, but kept his hands firmly planted in his lap.
“I tell you what” said Victoria kindly “If you’re really good, and do as you’re told, on Saturday I’ll let you undress me. How’s that?”
ZeldaQueen: Because that's all Benedict cares about - nekkid girls. Or at least that's all Neil cares about, but he and Benedict are one and the same
“Really?” said Ben.
“Really” she replied and couldn’t resist ruffling his hair. Ben’s penis stiffened again rapidly.
Raxis: Bad mommy vibes here.
“And” said Paul “If you’re really really good” we’ll let you whack off to the video of that girl we were stripping the other day, and all the other girls we’ve stripped.”
Raxis: (sigh) I'm running out of ideas for pics here, that's how bad this is.
ZeldaQueen: I'm surprised they don't have some Eyes Wide Shut-type party they host, where they all get drunk and masturbate to torture porn and ritualistically screw each other
“Shouldn’t the better prize be to undress me?” asked Victoria.
“Well… you can get tired of the same girl” offered Paul flippantly.
Raxis: God, you're a real dickweed, Paul.
“You’re chances of quality relief have just halved” said Victoria.
Everyone laughed; even Ben and Amy, who hadn’t really understood what they were on about.
ZeldaQueen: Oh, I can guess. Neil, I'm going to shove a garden hose up your anus, in the hopes of flushing out all of the bullshit you're full of
Raxis: Is this horrible fic over yet?
ZeldaQueen: One more chapter, Raxis. Then, we can blow it to Hell
Raxis: Believe me, I have just the vid in mind. I've been saving it for this 8D See you guys later :p
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