I'm bleeding (periods are not fun), my boobs hurt (again, the aforementioned period has made them swell up..like they need to be any bigger) and I really want to have Viggo Mortenson's love child. I don't want children. This is weird and very very wrong ( Read more... )

I've just split cherry-ade all over my keyboard. Bollocks.

And now I've used the hairdryer to dry it. Quite effective.

I had fire restoration and cleaning training today. Twas quite funky. We set fire to two carpets and went around with litmus paper to test the PH of stuff to make sure the cleaner was actually cleaning. Got free food too. :D And tomorrow and Thursday I have water damage training. God only knows what John will make us do. Maybe we can flood one of ( Read more... )

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I'm posting. Completely random but I'm finding that life is rather random at the moment. Nick (housemate)'s gran died on saturday after getting a speeded up version of what my Great-uncle Wal had (motor neuron syndrome) and I've been invited to the wake. Not because I knew his gran, because I didn't, but because Pat, Nick's mum, has decided that I ( Read more... )

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Halloween was weird. I was with the Joker and Sally from Nightmare before christmas. I was wearing a corset, a skirt and high heels and carrying a broom. We went to a rubbish party with my mum and step dad, then left to meet up with Ansleigh, Fiona and Harvey who were dressed as Resident Evil characters and picked up Tong on the way who was dressed ( Read more... )

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my favourite bra has broken. the underwire has snapped in two. arsebandits.

I've just had my legs epilated for the first ever time. Thanks to crazy epilator wielding little sister. I couldn't stop laughing- it tickled so much.

And I bought The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde on saturday. Woo!