Not sure who this chick is exactly. I'm gonna google her right now because I'm not a completely lazy human being. I'm pretty fucking close, but not there yet...

But I will make a guess before I do... She looks like a country singer, which would explain her not being on my radar. Or even in the general vicinity in which I keep my radar. But I like ( Read more... )

Firstly, THANK YOU to anyone who gave me advice on my little problem. I start a new job on Monday so the problem will fix itself in an out of sight out of mind kind of way. But I'm still not completely without unease. I've become obsessed with locking my doors. Every door I have I now lock. I hate locking doors. It's an annoying thing to always ( Read more... )

Dania Ramirez will be 30 years old in November. She looks not a day over 22. She must be a witch. I know for a fact witches look this hot when they're making out with other witches. It's in the bible... Um. Toward the back somewhere. After the verse about what god does when you want to have sex with aliens. But before the verse about the awesome ( Read more... )

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HP needs to get here already so I can admire this sexy creature in motion. Though, I may have to look away when love interest Ron Wrong Weasley gets involved. *is disappoint* He so bad for you Hermione! Whyz you so stoopid!

I kinda wish Hermione wore those leather pants in the movie, though. But nothing can really beat a schoolgirl uniform with the ( Read more... )

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Today I found out I work with a real life cougar. I've never really met a cougar before. She's seeing a guy at work who's my age. I thought they were neighbors who carpooled. Turns out they're neighbors who live in the same house and sleep in the same bed and fuck the same fuck.

The guy is named Mike, and when I first met him I thought he smelled ( Read more... )

Its like the woman follows me around with a super soaker spraying me in the crotch every time I see her. But even if I could get her to stop, I wouldn't want her to. Not really. Not at all, actually. Hell, if Olivia was following me around with a machete and a blood thirsty look glinting from her sexy eyes, I still wouldn't stop her. Holy fuckying ( Read more... )

Omg... Post office old people are the worst. They're like assholes, always holding up shit. And it always seems that I go during senior citizen puttering hour. They should be hauling ass since they're so close to dying. And they never let you have cutsies either when you only got like 1 stamp to buy (me). They stand firm, avoiding my gaze and ( Read more... )