Nose freckles make me UNF.
Omg... Post office old people are the worst. They're like assholes, always holding up shit. And it always seems that I go during senior citizen puttering hour. They should be hauling ass since they're so close to dying. And they never let you have cutsies either when you only got like 1 stamp to buy (me). They stand firm, avoiding my gaze and obvious signs of impatience. They know the game, and they play it well. Touche, old people. Touche..
If Evangeline Lily"s nose freckles were made of money and I had this money (because this is my analogy and I'm always rich in my analogies) then I would be the richest woman in the world. I'd be like White Oprah. Or Angelina the Second. All would fear me, but still respect and/or want to fuck me.... Don't kid yourself, you know it too.
Anyways... my point is that EL's nose freckles are HOT. They make me want to lick her face. And when you're that hot, your face probably tastes like ice cream. Hopefully other things taste like delicious frozen treats, if you catch my meaning. *nudge nudge wink wink*
And I'm throwing in some Leighton because I just like looking at her and imagining Blake givin' her the Stud Pony Special, whatever that is... ok, so I know what it is and trust me, it's just as impressive as it sounds.
