I've been to church for something other than a wedding or a funeral once. And it was only because I was forced, I had no say in the matter
This is every church experience I've ever had. Totally forced. And like anything that has something forced on it, its natural reaction is to reject it. Before I came to think that the Bible seemed made up, I didn't like it because I had to get up early on a WEEKEND to be bored out of my mind for 2 hours. That's bullcrap. Now I just don't like it because I don't like it AND because I'd have to wake up early. And early is anything before 12. I usually don't sleep that late but if you talk to me within an hour of me waking, there's a good chance I'll throw a shoe at you. So I say 12 for safety purposes.
I love instant oatmeal. Whoever invented it is my hero. It's so easy even I can make it
I eat mine cold so I don't even have to use any kitchen appliances! *turns to kitchen* You hear that you assholes! *gives kitchen appliances the bird*
God only hates fags depending on who you talk to. One of
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Before I came to think that the Bible seemed made up, I didn't like it because I had to get up early on a WEEKEND to be bored out of my mind for 2 hours
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This is every church experience I've ever had. Totally forced. And like anything that has something forced on it, its natural reaction is to reject it. Before I came to think that the Bible seemed made up, I didn't like it because I had to get up early on a WEEKEND to be bored out of my mind for 2 hours. That's bullcrap. Now I just don't like it because I don't like it AND because I'd have to wake up early. And early is anything before 12. I usually don't sleep that late but if you talk to me within an hour of me waking, there's a good chance I'll throw a shoe at you. So I say 12 for safety purposes.
I love instant oatmeal. Whoever invented it is my hero. It's so easy even I can make it
I eat mine cold so I don't even have to use any kitchen appliances! *turns to kitchen* You hear that you assholes! *gives kitchen appliances the bird*
God only hates fags depending on who you talk to. One of ( ... )
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