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Woohoo! Go you! Fingers crossed it actually works for you.
Do Christians believe in dinosaurs?
I have no idea. Sorry I'm not much help in that departemnt. I've been to church for something other than a wedding or a funeral once. And it was only because I was forced, I had no say in the matter.
I eat instant oatmeal a lot because it's tasty and blissfully simple to make and on the apple packets they have "dinofacts" about dinosaurs and I don't mean to brag or anything but I know a lot about dinosaurs because I eat a lot of oatmeal.
I love instant oatmeal. Whoever invented it is my hero. It's so easy even I can make it. And that's saying something. I used to know a lot about dinosaurs. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in grade 2.
I've never read the bible because it's boring, and the word on the streets is that God hates fags so I've decided not to waste my time with it at this point and time.
I have a bible but I've never actually read it. It's on my bookshelf somewheres I do believe. God only hates fags depending on who you talk to. One of my best friends is a big church goer and she doesn't have a problem with it. But I did know one little bitch that was very against it. Then again she was against everything it seemed. She was a strange child.
But just based on my general (lack of) knowledge on the subject, in the Bible didn't it go "God created the earth then he created Adam and Eve?" So it was Earth then a few days later people. So there wasn't room to fit in dinosaurs if that's really how it went down right?
I guess by their calculations dinosaurs had the chance to eat, crap, fart, walk around and mate once before being blown into oblivion the poor bastards. Sucks to be a dinosaur. Which may be why some bible thumpers hate science. It fucks with their "ideals" or whatever you want to call it.
I've been to church for something other than a wedding or a funeral once. And it was only because I was forced, I had no say in the matter
This is every church experience I've ever had. Totally forced. And like anything that has something forced on it, its natural reaction is to reject it. Before I came to think that the Bible seemed made up, I didn't like it because I had to get up early on a WEEKEND to be bored out of my mind for 2 hours. That's bullcrap. Now I just don't like it because I don't like it AND because I'd have to wake up early. And early is anything before 12. I usually don't sleep that late but if you talk to me within an hour of me waking, there's a good chance I'll throw a shoe at you. So I say 12 for safety purposes.
I love instant oatmeal. Whoever invented it is my hero. It's so easy even I can make it
I eat mine cold so I don't even have to use any kitchen appliances! *turns to kitchen* You hear that you assholes! *gives kitchen appliances the bird*
God only hates fags depending on who you talk to. One of my best friends is a big church goer and she doesn't have a problem with it
My best friend is a Preacher's kid! Lol... she's so fucked up though and it's funny... for both of us. A lot of PK's are messed up I hear though. But she was totally cool with it. I don't think she agreed with it, but she accepted it.
And it was so weird because our other best friend was Bobby and he's gay too. So all she had was gay best friends, and you would think a PK would not have surrounded themselves with homos like that. Irony. I love you, you classy noun you.
Which may be why some bible thumpers hate science. It fucks with their "ideals" or whatever you want to call it.
I think people should re-evaluate their "ideals" when the book that they're based on is basically the literary form of the telephone game and almost everything in it can be proven scientifically as not God's doing.
Seriously, right after I posted this, I walked in to the living room and on the History Channel there was a show about how all the Plagues of Egypt could be scientifically explained. It was fascinating and has only fueled my "dinofacts over the bible" theory. And yes I watch the History Channel. I hate reading about History but I love to watch it.
Before I came to think that the Bible seemed made up, I didn't like it because I had to get up early on a WEEKEND to be bored out of my mind for 2 hours.
As my mom once said: "The bible. Best book of fiction I ever read". I don't like being up before 9:30. But since I'm now in college I HAVE to be up before 9:30. Which totally blows.
I eat mine cold so I don't even have to use any kitchen appliances! *turns to kitchen* You hear that you assholes! *gives kitchen appliances the bird*
Sorry but eww! I could never eat mine cold, lol. Oh yeah, I'm so sure that'll make them want to work now, lol.
... she's so fucked up though and it's funny... for both of us.
The little bitch I used to know was just well....a bitch. And a hypocrite. Which made me hate her even more.
Irony. I love you, you classy noun you.
Irony's kinda ironic that way.
when the book that they're based on is basically the literary form of the telephone game and almost everything in it can be proven scientifically as not God's doing.
Again, I repeat my mom's quote above, lol.
Seriously, right after I posted this, I walked in to the living room and on the History Channel there was a show about how all the Plagues of Egypt could be scientifically explained.
Talk about timing, eh? Wouldn't you know it, lol.
And yes I watch the History Channel. I hate reading about History but I love to watch it.
They have some pretty cool shows on there. My dad is ex-military so we watch a lot of those types of shows on History, Discovery and National Geographic. I lve those channels.
Woohoo! Go you! Fingers crossed it actually works for you.
Do Christians believe in dinosaurs?
I have no idea. Sorry I'm not much help in that departemnt. I've been to church for something other than a wedding or a funeral once. And it was only because I was forced, I had no say in the matter.
I eat instant oatmeal a lot because it's tasty and blissfully simple to make and on the apple packets they have "dinofacts" about dinosaurs and I don't mean to brag or anything but I know a lot about dinosaurs because I eat a lot of oatmeal.
I love instant oatmeal. Whoever invented it is my hero. It's so easy even I can make it. And that's saying something. I used to know a lot about dinosaurs. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in grade 2.
I've never read the bible because it's boring, and the word on the streets is that God hates fags so I've decided not to waste my time with it at this point and time.
I have a bible but I've never actually read it. It's on my bookshelf somewheres I do believe. God only hates fags depending on who you talk to. One of my best friends is a big church goer and she doesn't have a problem with it. But I did know one little bitch that was very against it. Then again she was against everything it seemed. She was a strange child.
But just based on my general (lack of) knowledge on the subject, in the Bible didn't it go "God created the earth then he created Adam and Eve?" So it was Earth then a few days later people. So there wasn't room to fit in dinosaurs if that's really how it went down right?
I guess by their calculations dinosaurs had the chance to eat, crap, fart, walk around and mate once before being blown into oblivion the poor bastards. Sucks to be a dinosaur. Which may be why some bible thumpers hate science. It fucks with their "ideals" or whatever you want to call it.
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This is every church experience I've ever had. Totally forced. And like anything that has something forced on it, its natural reaction is to reject it. Before I came to think that the Bible seemed made up, I didn't like it because I had to get up early on a WEEKEND to be bored out of my mind for 2 hours. That's bullcrap. Now I just don't like it because I don't like it AND because I'd have to wake up early. And early is anything before 12. I usually don't sleep that late but if you talk to me within an hour of me waking, there's a good chance I'll throw a shoe at you. So I say 12 for safety purposes.
I love instant oatmeal. Whoever invented it is my hero. It's so easy even I can make it
I eat mine cold so I don't even have to use any kitchen appliances! *turns to kitchen* You hear that you assholes! *gives kitchen appliances the bird*
God only hates fags depending on who you talk to. One of my best friends is a big church goer and she doesn't have a problem with it
My best friend is a Preacher's kid! Lol... she's so fucked up though and it's funny... for both of us. A lot of PK's are messed up I hear though. But she was totally cool with it. I don't think she agreed with it, but she accepted it.
And it was so weird because our other best friend was Bobby and he's gay too. So all she had was gay best friends, and you would think a PK would not have surrounded themselves with homos like that. Irony. I love you, you classy noun you.
Which may be why some bible thumpers hate science. It fucks with their "ideals" or whatever you want to call it.
I think people should re-evaluate their "ideals" when the book that they're based on is basically the literary form of the telephone game and almost everything in it can be proven scientifically as not God's doing.
Seriously, right after I posted this, I walked in to the living room and on the History Channel there was a show about how all the Plagues of Egypt could be scientifically explained. It was fascinating and has only fueled my "dinofacts over the bible" theory. And yes I watch the History Channel. I hate reading about History but I love to watch it.
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As my mom once said: "The bible. Best book of fiction I ever read". I don't like being up before 9:30. But since I'm now in college I HAVE to be up before 9:30. Which totally blows.
I eat mine cold so I don't even have to use any kitchen appliances! *turns to kitchen* You hear that you assholes! *gives kitchen appliances the bird*
Sorry but eww! I could never eat mine cold, lol. Oh yeah, I'm so sure that'll make them want to work now, lol.
... she's so fucked up though and it's funny... for both of us.
The little bitch I used to know was just well....a bitch. And a hypocrite. Which made me hate her even more.
Irony. I love you, you classy noun you.
Irony's kinda ironic that way.
when the book that they're based on is basically the literary form of the telephone game and almost everything in it can be proven scientifically as not God's doing.
Again, I repeat my mom's quote above, lol.
Seriously, right after I posted this, I walked in to the living room and on the History Channel there was a show about how all the Plagues of Egypt could be scientifically explained.
Talk about timing, eh? Wouldn't you know it, lol.
And yes I watch the History Channel. I hate reading about History but I love to watch it.
They have some pretty cool shows on there. My dad is ex-military so we watch a lot of those types of shows on History, Discovery and National Geographic. I lve those channels.
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