Yes, presently I will be a fully domesticated Mullenbird, with all the bills and obligations that go with it. Things really are that serious.

Don't wait up!

For my birthday, I got a new laptop, an anthology of Chekhov, a fantastic day with a most amazing and wonderful woman, and one half-brother and one half-sister ( Read more... )

It's a long time in coming, but events have been hectic and I had to ensure that finances were available. Thank you to all who came to auditions, I did appreciate your interest! That said, the cast list is below.

[OOC Note: Since I don't know who all auditioned, if your character showed up, they got a part. The lead male role has gone to an NPC ( Read more... )

I don't know what to write. I can't think with any semblance of coherence ( Read more... )

It was Draw a Bird Day, so I drew a bird.

( A MULLENBIRD )

Mary and I have started going to the gym once a week.

I am so sore, I can barely type.

I want to die.

And for anyone with a rad bromance out there:

( Video under the cut )

For all my pride in my own maturity, I see now that there are some things I may never be prepared to face without an explosion worthy of the highest diva. In my defense, my skepticism regarding paternity was somewhat justifiable. A part of me feels guilty even still, but when faced with the fulfillment of a one-in-a-million risk, one can't help ( Read more... )

I am so very, very sorry. I'm especially sorry if it disturbed your sleep. If it's any consolation, I also drunk-dialed my father and had an excellent time explaining to him (while painfully hungover) why I was calling him at 3:00AM.

I apologize. It won't happen again.

No, really. A few nights after Claire's birthday party, everyone on JB's contact list receives phone calls of a peculiar and very inebriated nature at obscene hours of the night. If you think you should be on the contact list and don't see your name listed, comment below and I'll leave you a message stating what he said in voicemail. ( Read more... )