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Wow, it's been a while!!
Hello my pretties!!
I've been feeling rather detached lately, but I'm actually happy... kinda. It makes me nervous when I'm happy sometimes, like truly happy, because it happens so rarely and I really don't want this to end.
Uhhm, it's been a rather dull December, Christmas was fun, Simon and Lucy spent the whole weekend at the house, and I got ( Read more... ) -
I have gathered, by the contents of my dreams, that I am, infact, crazy...
So, I had the weirdest dream last night.
I found out that I was pregnant and, for some reason, I had to be on an IV drip for the last 3 months of said pregnancy. I woke up in time to have my baby, it was a boy, and HE WAS SOOOO FUCKING CUTE!!! Even though he came out with all his teeth >.<
I named him Dresden Ryan Michael, and he was the love of my ( Read more... ) -
SHIT FUCK ASS BALLS!!! Facebook just might destroy my family.
We are all going to get grounded for the next year.
Ha ha.
You know how every family has a deep dark secret? Our is SUPER BIG AND EXTREMELY DARK! Our parent don't have the greatest marriage but It'll be SUPER broken after tonight. Why couldn't dad learn to log out of fucking facebook (IT'S EVIIIILLLLLL!!!!!).
If I hear the door open I'm gonna shit my ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: And You Can’t Even Say Goodbye
I think the one person I would find it hard never to contact again would be my friends (they basically ARE one person... they just have different bodies). Sounds like I have multiple personality disorder. >.>
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Things have become considerably better.
But this family will, at some point, drive me to the mad-house.
My "U" key is being a bitch and not functioning properly, I have to pound it.
I'm content, just everything is almost perfect right now, glad this week is over... I miss my friends.
I live for days like this...
We took a little test in psychology the other day and I am retarded when it ( Read more... ) -
It's official. I'm not being paranoid.
I wish people would be honest with me.
What the hell am I doing to upset you so much?
At first, I thought I was just imagining things but this week has proven otherwise.
I'm SO sick of being shot down... you always tell me one thing and then go and do the other.
Everyone is changing, even me... and it's not for the better, I see that now.
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I'm going to be alone forever.
I can feel it.
And I'm terrified.
Maybe I'm looking for too much? Not enough?
I don't know.
It's like everyone in my family got something special and I was skipped.
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I think I peed a little...
This is the funniest thing I have EVER read. I want to share it...
Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML
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How the hell can they still say that I don't do anything???
Just to warn you, this is a ranty, complainy bit.
Ok so I got home at exactly 5:30 today and I am just now sitting down for the first time.
Why, you ask? Good question!!!
It's because I've been doing SHIT the whole time! That's why!!!
I got home and dad was like "Hey. Could you cut my hair?" So I did. I even dyed it for him. BUT I didn't even get a ( Read more... ) -
Sometimes I wonder why we need friends...
Today my day went from fantastic to shitty then to hell in approximately 30 mins. Now I'm just angry.
I can't even describe how upset I am.
Ugh.
I need to get this sorted out, but I don't even know how to bring it up.
I saw an icon a few minutes ago that made me giggle.
It was David Tennant lying on a bed all sweaty and smiley and his neck was arched.
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