~Luckily no one noticed his bozofits

[zarla]

Hey you know what I haven't done in a long time? A badfic quote post! So let's do one right now! I'm going to reuse my old intro cause I'm lazy

Comments

[batneko]

That was a particularly bad one.

[zarla]

A LOT OF POOR WRITING THIS TIME lol like that isn't every time

[batneko]

I think this one was harder for me because I've read that TF2 one. XP

[zarla]

Haha which one?

[wolfy_writing]

Tragic gay cavemen fic with angsty grunting? I almost want to look that up now, just for the laugh.

And is "Jared Padalecki is mentally disabled" going to become a fanfic trope?

[zarla]

I DO WONDER IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY ENDED UP WRITING THAT

man i think i even saw ANOTHER fic with that premise too, apparently it's a popular fetish. NOT THAT SPN FANDOM IS CREEPY OR ANYTHING

[kamesen24]

Oh my gosh I need to do a dramatic recording of ALL of these with Nicole, STAT.

[zarla]

I APPROVE OF THIS PLAN

[veloxyll]

Do it. Post links.

[duster]

I never understood Scout/Sniper. Is it the shipping equivalent of getting picked last for th kickball team because they're the only ones left to ship or something?

[zarla]

I seriously have no clue myself, like most TF2 pairings except Heavy/Medic and Soldier/Demoman seem totally random to me. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN REALLY TALK, I'VE PAIRED PEOPLE UP FOR NO REASON BEFORE

[insanepurin]

Oh my god, I LOVE that Metroid High School fic! The latter chapters with "Camptain Falcon" running a dictatorship over the school and the civil war was what sold it for me. I love badfics that are so unapologetically over-the-top but earnest at the same time, like Ed Wood movies. Those are fun. :D (See: Hans Von Hozel, ShakespeareHemmingway's Garfield epics) There's a dramatic reading of the Metroid fic for your pleasure. :D

Comment: This is a gentle and delicately handled tale about business man Jensen falling for Jared, his mentally challenged gardener. Loosely based on the film ‘Tim’.

The subject matter will totally be treated with sensitivity and care, instead of a fetish to fap to. No ableism here!

Jason pushes slowly on the opening, letting his finger be devoured by Trent's hungry hole.

Anal dentata?

Bella comes from a neglectful home. Her mother sells her to a travelling carnival where she is put in Edward's care.

The Sparkliest Show on Earth! Everytime they use the word "dazzle," take a drink.

Jared and Jensen are

[insanepurin]

Shit. This is horrible. Tear's formed at my eyes. I let out a small cry. "Shh my little bird You will love what I'm going to do" NO I'M NOT.

The sudden POV change in that Slade/Robin excerpt was weird. I also like how Robin treats being raped as something annoying, like Slade grabbing the TV remote before he does. :P

An explosion caused by Double D's latest invention has flung the Eds to a strange new place. Aided by the multi-colored Pikmin, will they ever get home? Ed, Edd, n Eddy/Pikmin

Gotta admit, that's a crossover I never would've thought of.

The Story of two very different 'people', Romeo Montague & Renesmee Cullen, who form a strong friendship which is put in danger by the Volturi who are trying to kill Romeo. Will their friendship save them or will it end them?

At least they both die! :D

lol at the page breaks for the Snape/Hermione fic. I imagined a snake slithering across the screen for scene cuts in a cartoon.

*blinks at the Hermione/Draco orgasm scene* Well that was... unique.

[zarla]

Haha the sudden NO I'M NOT was what really cracked me up. SOMEONE WAS GETTING VERY INTO THE SCENE

I would totally read that Pikmin crossover, no lie. Also the vet nam one, unsurprisingly.

Haha i know right just SHSHSHSHSHSHSSS

[blank1407]

My friend did a dramatic reading of Metroid High on youtube if you want to check it out its Lancewiththepants thats if you feel like, I personally enjoted it and didnt even know he did it because he didnt tell me.