~Go see what he put on his job application under "do you drink a lot"

[zarla]

HEY WANT SOME SKETCHES i'm tired so that's the best time to post them THE BEST
WHO CAN ARGUE??

features the surprise appearance of a character some of you may know from respectawoman that jaz drew but i hadn't drawn yet but now i have!! A FOXIE CHARACTER no wait i just spoiled it

WELL PREPARE YOURSELF

Has blood and some smooches I think, nothing unusual

Comments

[kamesen24]

Oh my good gracious, I am going to do a Scrooge McDuck and dive into these here sketches as if they were a giant vault of money

[zarla]

:O ARE YOU DOING A CURED COMIC OOOO how excitiinnnggg

IT WAS SUCH A TERRIBLE STORY AND SO FRUSTRATING sometimes it can be hard to remember that that kind of stuff still happens

haha i do love those little parallels. CHARGER WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHAT DO WE DO YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH FIGURE SOMETHING OUT AAAA jockey just giggling like a loon through it all

her putting the catbus on her head was like my favorite part, haha

CHARGER AND FOXIE REALLY ARE SUCH OPPOSITES and charger's usually willing to try and help people along as long as they really want to try but foxie just doesn't want to try at all, she's lazy and selfish and whiny and that just bugs charger to no end. AT LEAST TRY >:|

AND I KNOW RIGHT JUST PUNCH THE BIG OL EYEBALL, WHAT COULD HAPPEN

smoker seems to be really bad at friendly fire around foxie, it's the darnedest thing

[veloxyll]

Bad at it, or mysteriously 'inaccurate'?

[bardicfeline]

Totally a coincidence, I'm sure. I mean...her finger just keeps slipping for some reason, I dunno. No clue why it always seems to happen while her gun is aimed at Foxie.

[kamesen24]

(part 2 of my comment, because it exceeded the darn character limit)

WARLOCK!!!! YAY. Hahah, I love your AU design of him! His hair is so messy; I approve wholeheartedly of this. Just a big bundle of sad and uncomfortable. Aw, Jockey is so cute, trying to cheer him up. You meant well, Jockey! I think your depiction of cured!witches is pretty spot on! It's a strange mix of pulling together what shreds of their humanity remain to, ironically, function well enough around their cured companions, but still have serious issues with survivors. SO IMMEDIATELY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MOUSY THERE. I was cracking up at his reaction to her and to the comment about shining a flashlight in his eyes XD JUST MARCH AROUND HIM SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS WHY DON'T YOU. I do want to explore the cured!witch possibilities some more; it's interesting to think about. You brought up a good point in the sketches; I hadn't thought about how a caretaker would interact with them. I suppose they would periodically visit to monitor the witch's behavior and

[zarla]

haha I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY TO SEE HIM i sort of did him from memory :B WITCHES DON'T NEED BRUSHES WHY
poor mousey knows so little about zombies considering she was a survivor and all, haha
I assume they'd have a watcher on him to make sure he doesn't go witch berzerk on anyone and like try to to stab them to death or anything. :O BUT I DUNNO WHO HIS HELPER WOULD BEEE

[kamesen24]

Probably not easy to get helpers for any cured, let alone a witch. Probably paying a cured to do it, on the unspoken logic that hey if they go crazy and kill each other not our problem - and the actual logic that witches and other infected are never in conflict, so hopefully they'll be totally chill.

Other than that probably not much effort put into selection. You could throw Jordan or Ray at the problem, because hey paid to see if spooky dude is still alive sure / also drastically contrasting personalities are comedy
Jordan might be a better candidate, which is why I recommend Ray.
WHY YOU JUST SIT THERE GOD, BE A MAN
FRIGGIN EMO KID DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN
lol ray how's your boyfriend
fu hunter
fu jordan
go jump in a river

And further misunderstandings and contrasting, yet equally terrible ways of dealing with emotions/problems
Until somehow bonding and understanding and Ray is a better person for it and helps warlock improve
Surely that's a realistic resolution to this scenario
Also they make out
why not

-LowBatteryLife

[zarla]

oh man that's a good point on cured being more likely to be enlisted for it :o LESS LIKELY TO TRIGGER THE KILLING IMPULSE

ALSO OMG RAY BEING HIS HELPER IS HILARIOUS
SO MANY POTENTIAL WACKY HIJINX

[anonymous]

Is this really the first time we've visually seen foxie? I really thought there were some foxie comics or something before.

Right after charger freed smoker while mousey &co watched... I fully expected them to all get killed right after, haha. YOUR SKETCHES ARE JUST NOT DEPRESSING ENOUGH FOR ME, ZAR

Also, like many people, I've spoken to some people kinda like foxie. But... I don't think I've ever heard someone intersperse so many random japanese words in the middle of their sentences in that way. From your "I'm not exaggerating", I assume you know this all too well. I'm.... I'm so sorry.

[zarla]

OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DRAWN HER but I don't think I did until now. :O I had an earlier sketch of her once but I ended up sort of scrappin that design, haha.

mousey goes after them to see if smoker's alright and they promptly murder her NO OUR TWO SIDES CAN NEVER MEET, WE ARE FOREVER DESTINED TO GO OUR SEPARATE PATHS

haha man you have no idea

[wandataylor]

UGH FOXIE THE WEEABOO , i think she is the only thing that irritates me the most, *shake fist* i knew too many people like Her uuuugh

But other than that Awesome Sketches like always :3

[zarla]

MANY PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO FOXIE IRRITATION IT SEEMS haha

[veloxyll]

BABY FOOD NOOOOOOOO!

Anime nerds are the worst nerds. All the worse for being AT LEAST that bad.

Also: Foxie STILL friendly fires less than Zar :D

Ahh, I remember the days of zombie hunting. When Clock eventually developed the automatic response of jumping in fear whenever she heard the soft shattering of a possible molotov or other glass.

ASTRAL WEDDINGS. WHAT THE SMOKER HAS SEEN CATBUS BUT THIS STILL DEFIES HER ABILITY TO TAKE SERIOUSLY.

Oh Mousey. Whether as a survivor or a cured!Helper, you never cease to fail in the most interesting ways.
Though followup Shojuo is MAXIMUM MOOD WHIPLASH.

When else but while tired would you ever post sketches? I do not understand.

[zarla]

funkmeister brought up that HEY IT'S STILL FOOD
THEY SHOULD TAKE ALL OF THAT

man if friendly fire worked like it did in the game just BULLETS FLYING EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME

good times good times

[veloxyll]

FOOD OF LAST RESORT. It's literally just mushed apple. or worse. MAYBE if there's some flour or something Smoker could make something of it.

[zarla]

STILL FOOD THOUGH haha