HEY WANT SOME SKETCHES i'm tired so that's the best time to post them THE BEST
WHO CAN ARGUE??
features the surprise appearance of a character some of you may know from
respectawoman that jaz drew but i hadn't drawn yet but now i have!!
A FOXIE CHARACTER no wait i just spoiled it
WELL PREPARE YOURSELF
Has blood and some smooches I think, nothing unusual
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Pilin on up, all on up )
WARLOCK!!!! YAY. Hahah, I love your AU design of him! His hair is so messy; I approve wholeheartedly of this. Just a big bundle of sad and uncomfortable. Aw, Jockey is so cute, trying to cheer him up. You meant well, Jockey! I think your depiction of cured!witches is pretty spot on! It's a strange mix of pulling together what shreds of their humanity remain to, ironically, function well enough around their cured companions, but still have serious issues with survivors. SO IMMEDIATELY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MOUSY THERE. I was cracking up at his reaction to her and to the comment about shining a flashlight in his eyes XD JUST MARCH AROUND HIM SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS WHY DON'T YOU. I do want to explore the cured!witch possibilities some more; it's interesting to think about. You brought up a good point in the sketches; I hadn't thought about how a caretaker would interact with them. I suppose they would periodically visit to monitor the witch's behavior and ( ... )
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poor mousey knows so little about zombies considering she was a survivor and all, haha
I assume they'd have a watcher on him to make sure he doesn't go witch berzerk on anyone and like try to to stab them to death or anything. :O BUT I DUNNO WHO HIS HELPER WOULD BEEE
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Other than that probably not much effort put into selection. You could throw Jordan or Ray at the problem, because hey paid to see if spooky dude is still alive sure / also drastically contrasting personalities are comedy
Jordan might be a better candidate, which is why I recommend Ray.
WHY YOU JUST SIT THERE GOD, BE A MAN
FRIGGIN EMO KID DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN
lol ray how's your boyfriend
fu hunter
fu jordan
go jump in a river
And further misunderstandings and contrasting, yet equally terrible ways of dealing with emotions/problems
Until somehow bonding and understanding and Ray is a better person for it and helps warlock improve
Surely that's a realistic resolution to this scenario
Also they make out
why not
-LowBatteryLife
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ALSO OMG RAY BEING HIS HELPER IS HILARIOUS
SO MANY POTENTIAL WACKY HIJINX
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"STOP CRYING."
"Beeehhhh..."
"COME ON COME FOR A RUN WITH ME."
"Eeeehhh-heeehhh.."
"Do you EVER stop crying?!"
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CMON CRYBABY LET'S GO
tracks him around by the scent of tears and sugar
BUT HOW WOULD WARLOCK FEEL ABOUT RAY'S DOUCHINESS
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I did not seriously expect you to start writing Warlock like he was a yaoi character
UNRELATED THOUGHTS
I kind of wonder if witches are still super deadly after curing, maybe they're still deceptively strong and can break bones when freaking out
And when wondering why I thought maybe infection makes them super metabolize
Which is why they're so skinny because they burn up food in a goddamn hurry
And they're irritable because they're always friggin hungry
And sugar is the best thing ever for them because it's fast energy and also lots of energy, a rare feeling of energy and whee
hypoglycemic zombie sure
WHICH BROUGHT ME TO
a scene in which Warlock and Ray go to lunch and Warlock eats like a thousand burgers and is super embarassed and terror
while ray is just :O dude
Dude
-LowBatteryLife is in one of his scattered moods
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I think that cured witches would still potentially pose a serious threat. They would be more prone to regressing than the other specials. Having their claws removed would prevent them from cutting anyone to ribbons outright, but their psychotic strength and ability to ignore a high level of damage would make them a pretty big liability in a city shared by survivors and cured alike. Of course, they're about as harmful as a fruit fly 99% of the time. Sitting off by themselves in an abandoned building and sobbing, or maybe walking down the road sniffling to themselves. I think that the survivors at this point would know to steer clear , and especially now that the other infected are cured, there wouldn't be any reason a survivor couldn't easily avoid a witch. But I suppose that accidents do happen ( ... )
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(or for like, all the cured actually)
NO WONDER FOOD IS SO IMPORTANT TO THE CURED ZOMBIES, THE WITCHES JUST KEEP EATING ALL OF IT
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AND THAT'S WHY WITCHES CONSTANTLY WALK AROUND IN RAGS BECAUSE THEY KEEP TEARING OFF THEIR CLOTHES
IT ALL ADDS UP MAN!!
witches are forbidden from working at the local ice cream shoppes
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NO MILKSHAKES FOR YOU, WARLOCK.
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BUT ITS SO DELICIOUS AND SUGARY GIMEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ray trying very hard not to stare
dem skinny legs
dat bony butt
Just a big sign out from with a sad stick figure and NO WITCHES
and warlock's like maybe I could sneak in by being male
The apocalypse may have happened but BY OUR DEAD GOD WE WILL HAVE ICE CREAM ALL THE SAME
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actually wait a minute, Ray is blind as a cured Hunter HE COULDN'T SEE HIM ANYWAY haha
candy stores ravaged by witches, it's tragic
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