~Guardians of the Water City, Latias and Latios - Powered by a murdered orphan
IT CONTINUES
first part
plop
my best drawing of a ducky ever
And these lines appear, I guess to siphon power from Latios.
Although apparently it hasn't been in use for hundreds of years but whatever
I missed this but she told Espeon to Psybeam em again.
FOREVER
MEANWHILE
At the two story Pokecenter/Hotel
MY PRECIOUS PILLOW
SOB SOB actually she doesn't cry, which is weird THIS WAS A PLOTPOINT IN THE FIRST MOVIE GUYS
oh god what is wrong with you ash
GET THE KNIVES
How many deaths per year in the Pokemon world are due to Ariados breaking through your window at night and sucking out your body fluids? Probably a lot.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
nah
YOU MESSIN WITH ME, IRON RINGS
WHO PUSHED ME
CONVENIENT HUH
So much handmovement based technology in Pokemon.
Yes this is the perfect picture
THEN WHY WAS IT MADE
FOR YOU FOSSIL POKEMON FANS!
hahahaha
I'm pretty sure this is Kabutops both ways but whatever
How is this a tragedy, she brought em back to life
CAN DO
hahahaha
Were none of you listening?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO
what is
WHAT INDEED
a long sequence of barriers popping up everywhere ensues
How does that back one stay up
What enemies, they said no monsters ever attacked them again
Unless people just loved invading Altomare
YEAH THIS IS REALLY NOTHING TO GET CONCERNED ABOUT
ASH I DON'T THINK THAT WAS NOTHING
ASH?
ASH WE BARELY TALKED TO THEM WHAT
ASH
you guys will be fine without me i'm sure
Oh here's a shot of the whole weird looking thing, it spins around like crazy.
One should always look behind oneself when sailing a butt down the river
WHERE'S THE BLOOD
THERE SHOULD TOTALLY BE BLOOD
Ash jumps on it THE ONLY SOLUTION
YOU WUSS GET BACK HERE GOD
I TOOK THAT THUNDERBOLT FOR YOU
RUN WHERE?!
Oh now you come back
a beautiful moment together
WE'RE GOING TOO FAST
LET'S CHECK OUT THESE CLAYDOLS FIRST
wheeeeee
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
ALL OF YOU
and here the Aerodactyl apparently quadrupled in size
YOUR BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES CAN'T FAIL US NOW BROCK
hurrrr
Crobat just like yeah whatever, just feed me
YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS ANY TIME
That's a big Kabutops.
GONNA CHOP YOU IN HALF BOY
You don't want to get cornered by one of these things
The rare shot of the underside of a Kabutop's head.
SUCKER
BUT I GOTTA GO
Oooh so she's Leon, okay.
THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING BADLY
GO SENTIENT WATER, DESTROY THEM
wait how does that work
or to suffocate you to death, same thing
LATIAS POWER
All my ball bearings!
what WAS that
UH OH
HE'S GETTING SCUFFED
THIS IS SERIOUS
finally
they're probably fine quick go
is that how it works
Just stopping my crazy spinning here to show you that Leon is out for the count!
They're sisters?! Ooooh okay. Me and funkicarus had no idea what was going on with them until this moment.
JUST STRAIGHT UP SAID RIGHT OUT LOUD
NOT RUN OUT OF ENERGY
NOT DISAPPEAR
HE MIGHT DIE
Ash that's your answer to everything
But to no avail!
TIME FOR THE LAST RESORT!
Every single time. You're so predictable Ash.
AGAIN AGAIN
There I got it for you Ash you big baby
And the machine stops going crazy
YOU'RE ALIVE HURRAY
LEON?
...LEON?
just messing with you, she's still alive too
HMMPH.
AAAAAAAAA
OH
Blasts her into the same dealy as her sister
KABOOM
Well it's probably fine
WE CAN DO THIS BRO
Giant tidal wave comin in!
The great Latiball
And this... I guess splits the wave in half so it goes around the island, or something. It neutralizes it, basically.
INSIDE THE LATIBALL
DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT
THAT WAS PRETTY WEIRD HUH
Did a different animator do his eyes here, they don't look quite as terrifying
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH ALL TEAM ROCKET DOES, SORRY
Meanwhile, Kabutops and Aerodactyl vanish finally.
That's a rather peculiar phrase!
My Gloom into a Vileplume, if you're not sure.
Bellossom. :B
And then the thing slams shut on them.
FINALLY A MENTION OF HER LUDICROUS HAIR
Apparently not a single soul saw any of this happen.
Ash and co go looking for Latias and Latios AND
IF ONLY POKEMON COULD CRY, BUT FOR SOME REASON
OBVIOUSLY HIS SOUL I MEAN WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE
disk read error
please reboot
THE POKEMON WORLD, FOR THOSE CURIOUS
This would be an easy place to cram in a moral.
So your city is powered by the soul of a dead Pokemon! Like a Pokemon version of Those who Leave Omelas.
WAY TO RUIN THE SCENE WITH YOUR CRAZY EYES, GRAMPS
and he's gone forever. dead. DEAD!
BLAAAAAR
not like you have a choice, your soul being trapped in this orb and all
And the water begins running again, hurray!
I haven't killed you yet!
Let me just get my gun.
DON'T LOOK NOW
And millions of diehard Ash/Misty shippers had a complete meltdown.
IS THIS ILLEGAL, BASICALLY?
WHY WON'T ASH EVER KISS ME
The smudge stick filter is your friend
And time for our ending song! It's called Hitoribocchi ja nai, and it's got this great energy to it, lots of... I think it's accordions? It fits the general Venicetype theme of this place very well, haha. It's a lot more energetic than your usual ballad-y ending.
wtf i thought you were dead latios what a ripoff
latis fly around all over the place during the credits, so many latis
YES LET'S ALL LISTEN TO THIS CRAZY MAN HE CLEARLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING
BREAKING NEWS: OFFICER JENNY ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING
y halo thar jirarudan
NO WAY THAT GUY LIVES IN A TWO STORY FRISBEE
WHOEVER WE ROB NEXT WON'T SEE IT COMING
I think this is the only prison I've ever seen in Pokemon, come to think of it.
And a Latios passes wind. I mean passes like the wind.
In this empty garden
REMEMBER THESE WHEN LATIOS WAS ALIVE
HE'S DEAD NOW
DEAD!
And there you guys are, I was wondering.
And the traditional shot of them walking into the sunset.
IT'S A POKEMON WORLD
OMG RUBY AND SAPPHIRE ARE COMING OUT SOON YOU GUYS OMG OMG
And that's the end, hurray!
Next up - the Jirachi movie!
first part
plop
my best drawing of a ducky ever
And these lines appear, I guess to siphon power from Latios.
Although apparently it hasn't been in use for hundreds of years but whatever
I missed this but she told Espeon to Psybeam em again.
FOREVER
MEANWHILE
At the two story Pokecenter/Hotel
MY PRECIOUS PILLOW
SOB SOB actually she doesn't cry, which is weird THIS WAS A PLOTPOINT IN THE FIRST MOVIE GUYS
oh god what is wrong with you ash
GET THE KNIVES
How many deaths per year in the Pokemon world are due to Ariados breaking through your window at night and sucking out your body fluids? Probably a lot.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
nah
YOU MESSIN WITH ME, IRON RINGS
WHO PUSHED ME
CONVENIENT HUH
So much handmovement based technology in Pokemon.
Yes this is the perfect picture
THEN WHY WAS IT MADE
FOR YOU FOSSIL POKEMON FANS!
hahahaha
I'm pretty sure this is Kabutops both ways but whatever
How is this a tragedy, she brought em back to life
CAN DO
hahahaha
Were none of you listening?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO
what is
WHAT INDEED
a long sequence of barriers popping up everywhere ensues
How does that back one stay up
What enemies, they said no monsters ever attacked them again
Unless people just loved invading Altomare
YEAH THIS IS REALLY NOTHING TO GET CONCERNED ABOUT
ASH I DON'T THINK THAT WAS NOTHING
ASH?
ASH WE BARELY TALKED TO THEM WHAT
ASH
you guys will be fine without me i'm sure
Oh here's a shot of the whole weird looking thing, it spins around like crazy.
One should always look behind oneself when sailing a butt down the river
WHERE'S THE BLOOD
THERE SHOULD TOTALLY BE BLOOD
Ash jumps on it THE ONLY SOLUTION
YOU WUSS GET BACK HERE GOD
I TOOK THAT THUNDERBOLT FOR YOU
RUN WHERE?!
Oh now you come back
a beautiful moment together
WE'RE GOING TOO FAST
LET'S CHECK OUT THESE CLAYDOLS FIRST
wheeeeee
I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
ALL OF YOU
and here the Aerodactyl apparently quadrupled in size
YOUR BEAUTIFUL MUSCLES CAN'T FAIL US NOW BROCK
hurrrr
Crobat just like yeah whatever, just feed me
YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS ANY TIME
That's a big Kabutops.
GONNA CHOP YOU IN HALF BOY
You don't want to get cornered by one of these things
The rare shot of the underside of a Kabutop's head.
SUCKER
BUT I GOTTA GO
Oooh so she's Leon, okay.
THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING BADLY
GO SENTIENT WATER, DESTROY THEM
wait how does that work
or to suffocate you to death, same thing
LATIAS POWER
All my ball bearings!
what WAS that
UH OH
HE'S GETTING SCUFFED
THIS IS SERIOUS
finally
they're probably fine quick go
is that how it works
Just stopping my crazy spinning here to show you that Leon is out for the count!
They're sisters?! Ooooh okay. Me and funkicarus had no idea what was going on with them until this moment.
JUST STRAIGHT UP SAID RIGHT OUT LOUD
NOT RUN OUT OF ENERGY
NOT DISAPPEAR
HE MIGHT DIE
Ash that's your answer to everything
But to no avail!
TIME FOR THE LAST RESORT!
Every single time. You're so predictable Ash.
AGAIN AGAIN
There I got it for you Ash you big baby
And the machine stops going crazy
YOU'RE ALIVE HURRAY
LEON?
...LEON?
just messing with you, she's still alive too
HMMPH.
AAAAAAAAA
OH
Blasts her into the same dealy as her sister
KABOOM
Well it's probably fine
WE CAN DO THIS BRO
Giant tidal wave comin in!
The great Latiball
And this... I guess splits the wave in half so it goes around the island, or something. It neutralizes it, basically.
INSIDE THE LATIBALL
DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT
THAT WAS PRETTY WEIRD HUH
Did a different animator do his eyes here, they don't look quite as terrifying
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH ALL TEAM ROCKET DOES, SORRY
Meanwhile, Kabutops and Aerodactyl vanish finally.
That's a rather peculiar phrase!
My Gloom into a Vileplume, if you're not sure.
Bellossom. :B
And then the thing slams shut on them.
FINALLY A MENTION OF HER LUDICROUS HAIR
Apparently not a single soul saw any of this happen.
Ash and co go looking for Latias and Latios AND
IF ONLY POKEMON COULD CRY, BUT FOR SOME REASON
OBVIOUSLY HIS SOUL I MEAN WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE
disk read error
please reboot
THE POKEMON WORLD, FOR THOSE CURIOUS
This would be an easy place to cram in a moral.
So your city is powered by the soul of a dead Pokemon! Like a Pokemon version of Those who Leave Omelas.
WAY TO RUIN THE SCENE WITH YOUR CRAZY EYES, GRAMPS
and he's gone forever. dead. DEAD!
BLAAAAAR
not like you have a choice, your soul being trapped in this orb and all
And the water begins running again, hurray!
I haven't killed you yet!
Let me just get my gun.
DON'T LOOK NOW
And millions of diehard Ash/Misty shippers had a complete meltdown.
IS THIS ILLEGAL, BASICALLY?
WHY WON'T ASH EVER KISS ME
The smudge stick filter is your friend
And time for our ending song! It's called Hitoribocchi ja nai, and it's got this great energy to it, lots of... I think it's accordions? It fits the general Venicetype theme of this place very well, haha. It's a lot more energetic than your usual ballad-y ending.
wtf i thought you were dead latios what a ripoff
latis fly around all over the place during the credits, so many latis
YES LET'S ALL LISTEN TO THIS CRAZY MAN HE CLEARLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING
BREAKING NEWS: OFFICER JENNY ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING
y halo thar jirarudan
NO WAY THAT GUY LIVES IN A TWO STORY FRISBEE
WHOEVER WE ROB NEXT WON'T SEE IT COMING
I think this is the only prison I've ever seen in Pokemon, come to think of it.
And a Latios passes wind. I mean passes like the wind.
In this empty garden
REMEMBER THESE WHEN LATIOS WAS ALIVE
HE'S DEAD NOW
DEAD!
And there you guys are, I was wondering.
And the traditional shot of them walking into the sunset.
IT'S A POKEMON WORLD
OMG RUBY AND SAPPHIRE ARE COMING OUT SOON YOU GUYS OMG OMG
And that's the end, hurray!
Next up - the Jirachi movie!