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[zanylikethat]

As soon as I come into ownership of a coffee table, I am purchasing this book to sit on it.

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[djro]

For the person who has everything, but doesn't know how to operate it.

[lbmango]

You will have the most awesome coffee table EVER!

[diego001]

That's incredible. I'm buying that book.

[zanylikethat]

I would kick children to own that book. But alas, as it turns out, kicking children is not lucrative, so I see myself getting no closer to ever affording it. But holy fucking awesome, Batman.

Are there any children you need kicked? I'm open to a trade.

[zanylikethat]

My ghetto faux coffeetable bows to your table's superiority, I assure you. Mine DOES have Bettie Page coasters, though, which is kind of like a sexy consolation prize.