On Monday or Tuesday evening, I am going to put on all the bling and giant sunglasses I have, videotape myself performing one of Iago's soliloquies from Othello, and then I'm going to autotune it.

True story.

I have leveled up. While walking home in the cold tonight, I used my nose to manipulate things on my touch-screen phone so I could keep my gloves on.

This reminded my friend of Koreans using sausages as a "meat stylus" with their phones ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night in which I was part of a convoy of bicyclists making the inaugural trip down the newly-installed bike lane on the New Jersey Turnpike. We had EZ-Passes mounted on our handlebars for the tolls and everything ( Read more... )

True story: I shaved my soap ( Read more... )

I found my ROFL icon. Life is good. :)

The lulz may now commence with great gusto.

As soon as I come into ownership of a coffee table, I am purchasing this book to sit on it.

Cops bust drunk driver on motorized bar stool.

Gaze on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

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FOR GREAT JUSTICE